Secret Santa sticky

[Ray Stafford]

How much was we meant to spend

After croppie getting nice pressies of Stout I thought this would be a laugh for all so here goes UKPF's very own Secret Santa

anybody wishing to take part pm me your name and address no names addresses will be passed on to anyone other than the UKPF member drawn to get your pressie.

the rules are as follows these may be amended or added too slightly if they conflict with any policies of the UKPF and the fact that i am making the rules up as i go along :santa3:resents1::santa::santa5::santa_cheesy:

Rules

1. pm me your name and address
2. closing date is 30th November 2013
3. suggested limit for spending is ten whole English pounds sterling. Any less your tight git but its upto you if want to spend more.
4. If you do not wish to receive a pressie that may be deemed offensive or of a sexual nature please say so in your PM
5. if you receive a name that states they do not want a pressie of an offensive or sexual nature please respect this members do have young kids etc and may open it front of them.
6. all members who enter you name will be put in a pot and drawn by my missus you will receive your name on the 1st december.
7. if you enter please honour your participation by sending the present to the address.
8. you can't open your pressie till christmas day .
9. yes i know its hard to wait but you'll just have too.
10. post a pic of your pressies on this thread.
11. no spoilers. red herrings and specualtion are fine but no spoilers
12. most importantly no names can be mentioned till christmas day.
13. this is a bit laugh so please treat it as such.

HO HO HO

i know its a bit early but will need to get the names in and give people time to get pressie's and send them out.

A tenner(ish) or a bit more

 

[Gray0689]

Thanks ray
Ps you need a shop over here soon

 

[SimonG]

I went practical rather than personal.

 

[Gray0689]

A tenner(ish) or a bit more

I bet you can guess what I sent but don't say anything yet lol x2

 

[Gray0689]

I went practical rather than personal.

I went sensible I think lol

 

[Ray Stafford]

I had to decide what to get the northerner who has everything.

Obviously nothing that requires electricity. Or reading and writing.

I thought about a flint-knapping kit, or something amazing like a box of matches ("Look - magic wood make FIRE!") but decided that this might be considered patronising.

Tricky stuff this secret santa thing.

 

[Gray0689]

I had to decide what to get the northerner who has everything.

Obviously nothing that requires electricity. Or reading and writing.

I thought about a flint-knapping kit, or something amazing like a box of matches ("Look - magic wood make FIRE!") but decided that this might be considered patronising.

Tricky stuff this secret santa thing.

Just a pen would of been like black magic
Lol says the norther lad I'm from Lancashire or to bod that's the winning rose lol

 

[TomLane]

I'd like to think my recipient appreciates their present.

I went practical & personal!

I'd assumed a personalised set of handkerchiefs would be acceptable!

 

[Gray0689]

I'd like to think my recipient appreciates their present.

I went practical & personal!

I'd assumed a personalised set of handkerchiefs would be acceptable!

Top drawer mate pure class lol

 

[Dotty]

I bought my recipient something practical. And personal. And it also lets him know how I think of him!

 

[Barry98]

That's both worrying and disturbing john

 

[Gray0689]

I bought my recipient something practical. And personal. And it also lets him know how I think of him!

Lol I'm glad I got kids toys now

 

[SimonG]

I'd like to think my recipient appreciates their present.

I went practical & personal!

I'd assumed a personalised set of handkerchiefs would be acceptable!

Depends if they are scented or not

 

[TomLane]

Depends if they are scented or not

Dammit, I thought I had every possibility covered! :-(

 

[lame plumber]

Lol I'm glad I got kids toys now

win win for me, money went to a good cause and something to do in the bath

 

[lame plumber]

and if the Mrs is there you can play park the boat

 

[julesverne]

i caved in and opened mine

 

[TomLane]

View attachment 16391 i caved in and opened mine

That is brilliant!

Kudos to your secret Santa!!!!!

 

[Barry98]

View attachment 16391 i caved in and opened mine

if your opening yours am opening mine

 

[Gray0689]

and if the Mrs is there you can play park the boat

Lol married to long for that now mate lol

 

[TomLane]

I say we all change our profile pictures or whatever you call it to a picture of our SS pressies!!

 

[Barry98]

Who sent mine ?

 

[TomLane]

Who sent mine ?

Not me M'lud!!

 

[julesverne]

i laughed out loud when i opened it.

 

[julesverne]

Who sent mine ?

go on then ha ha

 

[julesverne]

Who sent mine ?

its a sectret i could tell you but then i would have to kill you

 

[Barry98]

Ooo I put my name on what I sent mine

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ooo I put my name on what I sent mine

Which part of "secret Santa" was giving you the difficulty? Ahhh. The "secret" part huh?

 

[julesverne]

have you opened it Lee?

 

[Barry98]

Shut up remmirg

 

[TomLane]

Ooo I put my name on what I sent mine

Funnily enough, I think mine did too!

They put part of their name on my address!

 

[Barry98]

have you opened it Lee?

In boozer leaving in 5 will do when I get in

 

[Ray Stafford]

Shut up remmirg

Is this some strange northern dialect word of which we southerners know nothing?

In boozer

Or perhaps this explains random keyboard stabbing?

 

[Barry98]

Grimmer backwards

 

[Ermintrude]

I would have , if involved sent a black box with no markings on it or indications of the sender