Secret Santa sticky

[Barry98]

shot gun cartridge knife , very have thank you to the sender

 

[Barry98]

T shirt I sent to lame with a bit of writing on front and back

 

[PlumbersMate]

Think there should be a prize for best gift, say a free Williams Hat

 

[Barry98]

Already got one thanks

 

[kay-jay]

Think there should be a prize for best gift, say a free Williams Hat

It gave me a rash. More appropriate as a booby prize for the sender of the naffest gift. Voted for by other secret santas.....

Sorry ray

 

[lame plumber]

T shirt I sent to lame with a bit of writing on front and back

I was supposed to send this, ruined Xmas for me now

 

[lame plumber]

Lol married to long for that now mate lol

doh was hoping for pictures of you and her enjoying my present in the bath

 

[Barry98]

We want a pic of you wearing it

 

[Gray0689]

doh was hoping for pictures of you and her enjoying my present in the bath

Tell truth you just wanted me to play with your toys lmao

 

[Ray Stafford]

It gave me a rash. More appropriate as a booby prize for the sender of the naffest gift. Voted for by other secret santas.....

Sorry ray

Funny you should mention it Kev. I got this letter of complaint earlier from the hat.

"Dear Ray

I am writing to express in the strongest possible terms my dissatisfaction with my latest position.

I understand that, as an item of promotional merchandise, I may from time to time be required to undertake some unsettling, nay even unsanitary, duties. However, this mission goes way beyond what can be expected, even from the most company-minded promotional apparel.

To start with, my new owner is a <shudder> northerner. Now, I consider myself to be a hat-of-the-world, and some of my best friends come from the midlands (although obviously I wouldn't want my scarf to marry one!). But a northerner? It really is too much. At first, he used me as a bag to gather turnips and potatoes in. Later he did work out that I was meant to be worn, but he experimented with several unmentionable <shudder again> body parts before settling on the head. Along the way, I picked up a bad dose of the crabs and a rather nasty genital rash. Just to pay him back, I have transferred the latter to his head! Serve him right, the nasty little whippet fancier!

However, enough is enough. I request an immediate recall. If returned to HQ, I would even be prepared to take in promotional duties with the six-toed retards in Devon - just please don't send me up north again.

Yours in hope.

The Hat.

PS - you should see what he did to my friend the Mug"

 

[lame plumber]

Tell truth you just wanted me to play with your toys lmao

My mum told me I had to share them!

 

[Keefy]

Shall I open mine now or wait for the 25th? Is anyone even waiting for the 25th?

 

[Resolute]

Shall I open mine now or wait for the 25th? Is anyone even waiting for the 25th?

I was gonna wait, may depend how much I drink later!

 

[Barry98]

Get em opened boys

 

[Keefy]

I was gonna wait, may depend how much I drink later!

I'm drinking now (JD Honey) but the missus has forbidden me to open mine because "you won't have anything to open on Christmas Day".

I can say it's tubular and that when you tip it it gives off a slight clunking sound and what I suspect to be liquid. Think of when you tip a bottle of 1/4 propane back and forth - it sounds like that. Hope it's not propane as I've got several bottles in the shed.

 

[Resolute]

Get em opened boys

That's your favourite saying isn't it!

 

[Barry98]

That's your favourite saying isn't it!

Your mistaking me for someone else

 

[PlumbBobBob]

nope i have to wait ​until 25th so i have been told lol

 

[kay-jay]

Im waiting til 25th.
It will be the only present I get to open.
Xmas is always bleak. I bet my ss gift is shyt as well

 

[Resolute]

Im waiting til 25th.
It will be the only present I get to open.
Xmas is always bleak. I bet my ss gift is shyt as well

Nice to see you always look at the bright side of things!

 

[helpsy]

Be easier to say Who hasn't opened there's

I haven't

 

[helpsy]

How much was we meant to spend

£30 ish

 

[Masood]

I would have , if involved sent a black box with no markings on it or indications of the sender

Hmmm... Except there may have been a small clue in the inner wrapping??? Do the initials GR on a jobsheet ring any bells?

 

[helpsy]

Depends if they are scented or not

Pre-owned/used

 

[Kev the gas]

Mine turned up last week, I think ? It didn't say secret santa so was opened.

Absolute crap present, I don't even like golf!

Let alone on my desk :censored: The present was so crap I wrapped it up for someone else !!


Thx for nothing sender !!!!!!!

Lol.

 

[Barry98]

Pre-owned/used

Knickers ?

 

[REDSAW]

Mine turned up last week, I think ? It didn't say secret santa so was opened.

Absolute crap present, I don't even like golf!

Let alone on my desk :censored: The present was so crap I wrapped it up for someone else !!


Thx for nothing sender !!!!!!!

Lol.

sounds a good way of getting rid of last years crappy pressies from the in-laws hmmm!.lol

 

[Ermintrude]

Hmmm... Except there may have been a small clue in the inner wrapping??? Do the initials GR on a jobsheet ring any bells?

Narr my name is Guy smith ?

 

[Ermintrude]

Narr my name is Guy smith ?

U opened it? Hope u like contents!

 

[zeebeedee]

U opened it? Hope u like contents!

First sign of madness that!

 

[Keefy]

Anyone still waiting for their present to be delivered? I know mine got his.

 

[Resolute]

Haven't heard if mine has received theirs yet or not!

 

[Masood]

U opened it? Hope u like contents!

May I refer you to this post:

I must confess I've opened mine. Jules asked me on behalf of the sender whether I'd be offended by anything so I was a bit worried about opening it Xmas day as I'm spending it with the in-laws.

Thank you very much whoever sent it, a very thoughtful and useful gift, very much appreciated indeed!

 

[helpsy]

Should we all post pics of what we got....consuming them, playing with them or wearing them!

 

[zeebeedee]

Should we all post pics of what we got....consuming them, playing with them or wearing them!

Im slightly worried about agreeing to that!!!!!!