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Someone's looking for a holiday haha
Sir I am of mild manners and meek I have no wish to upset those I do meet.
Banter I call it but should I step outa line then ready I am to apologise every time.
Discuss Week 3 in the great Intergas virgin give-away in the Plumbing Jobs | The Job-board area at PlumbersForums.net
Someone's looking for a holiday haha
Sir I am of mild manners and meek I have no wish to upset those I do meet.
Banter I call it but should I step outa line then ready I am to apologise every time.
If you get me a pen I'll be your bestest friend In the world!...
If you get me a pen I'll be your bestest friend In the world!...
You still owe me for the coffee! lol
If you get me a pen I'll be your bestest friend In the world!...
With torch.....a pen with a torch.
I'm only saying pens are two a dozen! APP deserves a little bit more don't you agree?
For doing what?
For being a genuinely bloody nice bloke?
A boiler reminds me of my wife,
They both play a big part in my life,
They both always run hot and cold,
And get temperamental as the get old.
I service each boiler once a year,
usually when my wife asks" can you service me dear",
The boiler manual is good to look through,
I wish the wife came with instructions too,
When my wife and i fall out,
She always seems to scream and shout,
Just like a boiler when it's starting to break,
With the grumbling moaning and strange noises it makes,
Then i work out what boiler part to buy,
Sometimes i think "I'll give this part a try",
At least a boiler will give me a clue,
For my wifes birthday present i never know what to do,
But i know with a little hard work and time,
I will get that boiler running just fine,
And just like my marriage that runs cold and hot,
I will always try and fix it no matter what....
Hope all is well with the family now mate.
Not so great Adam, but thanks for your good wishes. I'm afraid this one ends with a church service and a trip to the crematorium. Perhaps not unexpected given that the lady was in her nineties, but no less unwelcome, nevertheless.
Requiescat in pace.
Not so great Adam, but thanks for your good wishes. I'm afraid this one ends with a church service and a trip to the crematorium. Perhaps not unexpected given that the lady was in her nineties, but no less unwelcome, nevertheless.
Requiescat in pace.
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