Secret Santa sticky

[TomLane]

I say we all change our profile pictures or whatever you call it to a picture of our SS pressies!!

 

[Barry98]

Who sent mine ?

 

[TomLane]

Who sent mine ?

Not me M'lud!!

 

[julesverne]

i laughed out loud when i opened it.

 

[julesverne]

Who sent mine ?

go on then ha ha

 

[julesverne]

Who sent mine ?

its a sectret i could tell you but then i would have to kill you

 

[Barry98]

Ooo I put my name on what I sent mine

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ooo I put my name on what I sent mine

Which part of "secret Santa" was giving you the difficulty? Ahhh. The "secret" part huh?

 

[julesverne]

have you opened it Lee?

 

[Barry98]

Shut up remmirg

 

[TomLane]

Ooo I put my name on what I sent mine

Funnily enough, I think mine did too!

They put part of their name on my address!

 

[Barry98]

have you opened it Lee?

In boozer leaving in 5 will do when I get in

 

[Ray Stafford]

Shut up remmirg

Is this some strange northern dialect word of which we southerners know nothing?

In boozer

Or perhaps this explains random keyboard stabbing?

 

[Barry98]

Grimmer backwards

 

[Ermintrude]

I would have , if involved sent a black box with no markings on it or indications of the sender

 

[Barry98]

shot gun cartridge knife , very have thank you to the sender

 

[Barry98]

T shirt I sent to lame with a bit of writing on front and back

 

[PlumbersMate]

Think there should be a prize for best gift, say a free Williams Hat

 

[Barry98]

Already got one thanks

 

[kay-jay]

Think there should be a prize for best gift, say a free Williams Hat

It gave me a rash. More appropriate as a booby prize for the sender of the naffest gift. Voted for by other secret santas.....

Sorry ray

 

[lame plumber]

T shirt I sent to lame with a bit of writing on front and back

I was supposed to send this, ruined Xmas for me now 🙁

 

[lame plumber]

Lol married to long for that now mate lol

doh was hoping for pictures of you and her enjoying my present in the bath 🙂

 

[Barry98]

We want a pic of you wearing it

 

[Gray0689]

doh was hoping for pictures of you and her enjoying my present in the bath 🙂

Tell truth you just wanted me to play with your toys lmao

 

[Ray Stafford]

It gave me a rash. More appropriate as a booby prize for the sender of the naffest gift. Voted for by other secret santas.....

Sorry ray

Funny you should mention it Kev. I got this letter of complaint earlier from the hat.

"Dear Ray

I am writing to express in the strongest possible terms my dissatisfaction with my latest position.

I understand that, as an item of promotional merchandise, I may from time to time be required to undertake some unsettling, nay even unsanitary, duties. However, this mission goes way beyond what can be expected, even from the most company-minded promotional apparel.

To start with, my new owner is a <shudder> northerner. Now, I consider myself to be a hat-of-the-world, and some of my best friends come from the midlands (although obviously I wouldn't want my scarf to marry one!). But a northerner? It really is too much. At first, he used me as a bag to gather turnips and potatoes in. Later he did work out that I was meant to be worn, but he experimented with several unmentionable <shudder again> body parts before settling on the head. Along the way, I picked up a bad dose of the crabs and a rather nasty genital rash. Just to pay him back, I have transferred the latter to his head! Serve him right, the nasty little whippet fancier!

However, enough is enough. I request an immediate recall. If returned to HQ, I would even be prepared to take in promotional duties with the six-toed retards in Devon - just please don't send me up north again.

Yours in hope.

The Hat.

PS - you should see what he did to my friend the Mug"

 

[lame plumber]

Tell truth you just wanted me to play with your toys lmao

My mum told me I had to share them!

 

[Keefy]

Shall I open mine now or wait for the 25th? Is anyone even waiting for the 25th?

 

[Resolute]

Shall I open mine now or wait for the 25th? Is anyone even waiting for the 25th?

I was gonna wait, may depend how much I drink later!

 

[Barry98]

Get em opened boys

 

[Keefy]

I was gonna wait, may depend how much I drink later!

I'm drinking now (JD Honey) but the missus has forbidden me to open mine because "you won't have anything to open on Christmas Day".

I can say it's tubular and that when you tip it it gives off a slight clunking sound and what I suspect to be liquid. Think of when you tip a bottle of 1/4 propane back and forth - it sounds like that. Hope it's not propane as I've got several bottles in the shed.

 

[Resolute]

Get em opened boys

That's your favourite saying isn't it!

 

[Barry98]

That's your favourite saying isn't it!

Your mistaking me for someone else

 

[PlumbBobBob]

nope i have to wait ​until 25th so i have been told lol

 

[kay-jay]

Im waiting til 25th.
It will be the only present I get to open.
Xmas is always bleak. I bet my ss gift is shyt as well

 

[Resolute]

Im waiting til 25th.
It will be the only present I get to open.
Xmas is always bleak. I bet my ss gift is shyt as well

Nice to see you always look at the bright side of things!

 

[helpsy]

Be easier to say Who hasn't opened there's

I haven't

 

[helpsy]

How much was we meant to spend

£30 ish

 

[Masood]

I would have , if involved sent a black box with no markings on it or indications of the sender

Hmmm... Except there may have been a small clue in the inner wrapping??? Do the initials GR on a jobsheet ring any bells?

 

[helpsy]

Depends if they are scented or not 🙂

Pre-owned/used

 

[Kev the gas]

Mine turned up last week, I think ? It didn't say secret santa so was opened.

Absolute crap present, I don't even like golf!

Let alone on my desk :censored: The present was so crap I wrapped it up for someone else !!


Thx for nothing sender !!!!!!!

Lol.

 

[Barry98]

Pre-owned/used

Knickers ?

 

[REDSAW]

Mine turned up last week, I think ? It didn't say secret santa so was opened.

Absolute crap present, I don't even like golf!

Let alone on my desk :censored: The present was so crap I wrapped it up for someone else !!


Thx for nothing sender !!!!!!!

Lol.

sounds a good way of getting rid of last years crappy pressies from the in-laws hmmm!.lol

 

[Ermintrude]

Hmmm... Except there may have been a small clue in the inner wrapping??? Do the initials GR on a jobsheet ring any bells?

Narr my name is Guy smith ?

 

[Ermintrude]

Narr my name is Guy smith ?

U opened it? Hope u like contents!

 

[zeebeedee]

U opened it? Hope u like contents!

First sign of madness that!

 

[Keefy]

Anyone still waiting for their present to be delivered? I know mine got his.

 

[Resolute]

Haven't heard if mine has received theirs yet or not!

 

[Masood]

U opened it? Hope u like contents!

May I refer you to this post:

I must confess I've opened mine. Jules asked me on behalf of the sender whether I'd be offended by anything so I was a bit worried about opening it Xmas day as I'm spending it with the in-laws.

Thank you very much whoever sent it, a very thoughtful and useful gift, very much appreciated indeed! 🙂

🙂

 

[helpsy]

Should we all post pics of what we got....consuming them, playing with them or wearing them!

 

[zeebeedee]

Should we all post pics of what we got....consuming them, playing with them or wearing them!

Im slightly worried about agreeing to that!!!!!!

 

[helpsy]

So could I be for suggesting it!

 

[Keefy]

Not happy at all, mine was a Biasi boiler.

 

[julesverne]

Haven't heard if mine has received theirs yet or not!

i will find out

 

[TomLane]

i will find out

Me neither, but then I know why!!

 

[zeebeedee]

Mines arrived I shall open it later

 

[Ermintrude]

Mines arrived I shall open it later

Coincidentally mine has just dropped off the roundabout

 

[zeebeedee]

A second hand copy of a ****o mag! Good job I still had my work gloves on it went straight in the bin!

 

[Rickster123]

A second hand copy of a ****o mag! Good job I still had my work gloves on it went straight in the bin!

that's not really what you got was it?!

 

[Dotty]

I asked Mrs Croppie about mine. She went into a fit of giggles again.

I will be banning someone..........

 

[zeebeedee]

Indeed

 

[Rickster123]

Indeed

Haha we all know who sent yours then!

 

[Dotty]

That's probably worth money you ungrateful sod!

Plus you need the man points!

 

[Barry98]

Indeed

Its a christmas issue what's up with ya , some people I tell ya

 

[Gray0689]

Many a man use his right wrist to get that mag lol

 

[Rickster123]

That's probably worth money you ungrateful sod!

Plus you need the man points!

Its not worth so much when pages 1-12 are glued together..

 

[zeebeedee]

Haha we all know who sent yours then!

Santa wasn't it?

 

[Dotty]

Its not worth so much when pages 1-12 are glued together..

So it's from your collection?

 

[Ray Stafford]

when the thread title said "secret santa sticky" I thought it meant that this thread would stay at the top of the page.

Now I realise it was more of an instruction. Apologies to my victim, who got a completely non-sticky gift.

 

[Rickster123]

So it's from your collection?

I'm far too classy for that as my Secret Santa victim will find out.

 

[Dotty]

I'm far too classy for that as my Secret Santa victim will find out.

Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha................

Oh.................

You're being serious?

 

[Rickster123]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha................

Oh.................

You're being serious?

Oh ye of little faith!

 

[Keefy]

Sticky Santa Secret, sounds wrong that doesn't it?

 

[Resolute]

i will find out

Cheers!

 

[Barry98]

Its not worth so much when pages 1-12 are glued together..

Like you would get past the first page anyway

 

[Gray0689]

Like you would get past the first page anyway

Lol you have to get to readers wives at least lmao

 

[Kyle87]

Jesus you try to make a man out of someone and they throw your efforts in the bin!!

 

[lame plumber]

would it be churlish to say pictures!!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

would it be churlish to say pictures!!

of said **** mag? no WE WANT PICS

 

[Ray Stafford]

Jesus you try to make a man out of someone and they throw your efforts in the bin!!

Hah! That reminds me of a funny story about a young man journeying into manhood in a Jo'burg hookshop. I wasnt there for the first part, but I was around when his mother found out. Legendary!

I might just tell the story a bit later.

 

[Resolute]

Hah! That reminds me of a funny story about a young man journeying into manhood in a Jo'burg hookshop. I wasnt there for the first part, but I was around when his mother found out. Legendary!

I might just tell the story a bit later.

It's later so you can tell the story now!

 

[helpsy]

Santa wasn't it?

Well they say he only ***s once a year.....looks like his sack was well and truly full!

 

[Keefy]

Well they say he only ***s once a year.....looks like his sack was well and truly full!

Santa stopped me to shake my hand and say Happy Xmas today at Whiston Hospital. Creeped me out if I'm honest. Wasn't the real Santa, I know that because he's not even real. Is he?

 

[lame plumber]

Hah! That reminds me of a funny story about a young man journeying into manhood in a Jo'burg hookshop. I wasnt there for the first part, but I was around when his mother found out. Legendary!

I might just tell the story a bit later.

Our ships doctor was chatting one night about one of the crew with a dose of clap. Doc asked why he didnt use a condom at the hook shop, and said sailer who must be related to gasmans inlaw replied that he and his mate shared a hooker and he was second to go, but only had the one condom and being he didnt want to come into contact with his mates offerings reversed the condom inside out before using it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tamz]

Wasn't the real Santa, I know that because he's not even real. Is he?

So your parents were proven liers?
I suppose they also told you about the tooth fairy and kissing girls made your teeth fall out and having a ham shank made hair grow on the palms of your hands?

All this will soon come to you too :lol:

 

[Keefy]

So your parents were proven liers?
I suppose they also told you about the tooth fairy and kissing girls made your teeth fall out and having a ham shank made hair grow on the palms of your hands?

All this will soon come to you too :lol:

I still won't swallow chewing gum in case it wraps around my heart.

 

[zeebeedee]

So has everyone now recived and opened them

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

mines now arrived

 

[PlumbBobBob]

still not opened mine yet

 

[Barry98]

still not opened mine yet

Yeah ok wink wink

 

[PlumbBobBob]

no really, i know who it is from though. because they wrote on it.

 

[Ermintrude]

Mine has been delivered but not received !

 

[julesverne]

mines now arrived

Phew that was a close one !!!

 

[julesverne]

unless im mistaken i think everybodys has arrived

 

[helpsy]

Not opened mine yet.

 

[Resolute]

Mines still sat under the tree!

 

[TomLane]

Not sure if mine has received theirs yet?!

Unless you've heard differently Julie?

 

[julesverne]

Unless you've heard differently Julie?

note to one oneself put Tom on the Secret Shiiiiiter list for next year

 

[julesverne]

i'll check later im off to get a chinese for tea

 

[TomLane]

note to one oneself put Tom on the Secret Shiiiiiter list for next year

You mean I wasn't already on that list anyway with the present I got?!?! ;-)

 

[kay-jay]

Open mine tomoz. Only present I have.