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Billy Bob Bob
My beautiful little girl ,as shes getting older i need to consider sorting out boys she brings home so wheres the best place to get the following12 bore shot gun
crossbow
private land
already own a shovel:66:
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My beautiful little girl ,as shes getting older i need to consider sorting out boys she brings home so wheres the best place to get the following12 bore shot gun
crossbow
private land
already own a shovel:66:
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Toxic Ted
You don't need a gun.......just show him your knife collection.
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REDSAW
just make a rule that she cant bring anyone home without having 9 fingers....lol
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tamz
Your worries are only beginning. Mines fu cked off wi the boyfriend at 15 (he was 18) and I dragged her home a dozen times (from 50 miles away). I wanted to kick the head off him every time i looked at him (and he knew it) but i couldn't as it would have alienated me even more from her.
Wouldn't go back to school to do her exams no matter how much i tried to reason with her (and she was/still is well clever) so left with 2 o levels or whatever they call them these days, that she passed when she was 14.
Got a job wiping shyt off old folks in a home then a stint in the biscuit factory and a meat processing place before she finally admitted her da wasn't as big a fan ny as she once thought.
3 years in night school got her a load of quals and a couple of office jobs later she is now sorted working in sales which Denise helped with.
12 years later she's still with the same guy and I've actually grown to like him. At least he has a job and is a grafter. Nah he is a good lad really.
No matter how many times she let me down I always loved her and her job in the nursing home should come in handy for wiping shyte off my rse in a few years time.
Anyway she grew from this
into this
and has finally gone back to her red hair after a hundred other colours lol
Wouldn't go back to school to do her exams no matter how much i tried to reason with her (and she was/still is well clever) so left with 2 o levels or whatever they call them these days, that she passed when she was 14.
Got a job wiping shyt off old folks in a home then a stint in the biscuit factory and a meat processing place before she finally admitted her da wasn't as big a fan ny as she once thought.
3 years in night school got her a load of quals and a couple of office jobs later she is now sorted working in sales which Denise helped with.
12 years later she's still with the same guy and I've actually grown to like him. At least he has a job and is a grafter. Nah he is a good lad really.
No matter how many times she let me down I always loved her and her job in the nursing home should come in handy for wiping shyte off my rse in a few years time.
Anyway she grew from this
into this
and has finally gone back to her red hair after a hundred other colours lol
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Dotty
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PlumbBobBob
funnily enough, when I saw her pics on facebook I thought "marks gonna need a shotgun" :59:
Just need a farm close with a few hundred pigs
I've got the shotguns and rifles and I explain how well I know the mountain on my doorstep, the cracks and fissures that are very deep and the fact that were a person to fall down one of these cracks, they would probably never be found
I find a good eye to eye steely glare does the trick though, usually melts any cockyness he may have had (it always works on me from Mrs Swamp)
I find a good eye to eye steely glare does the trick though, usually melts any cockyness he may have had (it always works on me from Mrs Swamp)
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Toxic Ted
Ten to twelve piggy's should be enough..........:wink:
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Toxic Ted
My mum used to give me a look that would make time stand still.
Guess what Gas Man.
Your Father inlaw probably had the same predicament with his daughter
If he really liked you - she would have dumped you.
If he really hated you - she would have kept you.
So you, as all of us, probably ended up on the lower scale of things and been considered
'Tolerable'.
Your Father inlaw probably had the same predicament with his daughter
If he really liked you - she would have dumped you.
If he really hated you - she would have kept you.
So you, as all of us, probably ended up on the lower scale of things and been considered
'Tolerable'.
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Billy Bob Bob
LO,i get on fine with my outlaws,i should do,i put there heating in for free
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Masood
Now you do, but when you first met them? Although my father-in-law when he first met me, said she's yours now, no backsies!
Oh, you must have married the daughter they couldn't wait to get taken off their hands.
And then you went an installed a heating system for them for free.
They must think they struck gold with you !!!
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