3 word story

[PlumbBobBob]

for five minutes

 

[Barry98]

i was god

 

[Resolute]

Then I slept

 

[quality]

then I woke

 

[Gray0689]

With morning glory

 

[Barry98]

whats the story

 

[quality]

Oasis chimed in

 

[Kev the gas]

Hate my brother

 

[Resolute]

Who won a

 

[Kev the gas]

bird I loved

 

[Resolute]

Kinky little lass

 

[dontknowitall]

who took a

 

[Barry98]

lot to satisfy

 

[Kev the gas]

In the morning

 

[Gray0689]

She wanted more

 

[Resolute]

Then I had

 

[moogwai]

A big poo

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[Gray0689]

After hot curry

 

[SimonJohns]

Using old socks

 

[AWheating]

to wipe up

 

[Resolute]

It felt good

 

[PlumbBobBob]

on the television

 

[Barry98]

in the bedroom

 

[Resolute]

With a beer

 

[Barry98]

and a mag

 

[dontknowitall]

bought in Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

 

[Resolute]

5 minutes ago

 

[quality]

got more beer

 

[Resolute]

And some whisky

 

[PlumbBobBob]

for his gran

 

[dontknowitall]

turismo playing partner

 

[GQuigley67]

this is gash

 

[quality]

M c s

 

[dontknowitall]

was letters until

 

[GQuigley67]

yer maw was

 

[Resolute]

At the bar

 

[GQuigley67]

flickin her bean

 

[Ian10261]

scratching her hoop

 

[Barry98]

needed a poop

 

[PlumbBobBob]

cock a hoop

 

[Kev the gas]

Toilets in Wembley ???????????????

 

[dontknowitall]

This is tripe!

 

[quality]

need more materials

 

[ecowarm]

to keep wolves

 

[AdamMcC5]

with long toenails

 

[quality]

in the carpark

 

[ecowarm]

so the pterodactyl

 

[PlumbBobBob]

bit him in

 

[Ian10261]

the but tocks

 

[ecowarm]

closely followed by

 

[Ian10261]

the star fish

 

[dontknowitall]

an Oscar winner

 

[Kev the gas]

the VAT man

 

[Resolute]

Took my money

 

[Ian10261]

who was pulling

 

[Kev the gas]

all the strings

 

[PlumbBobBob]

off the puppet

 

[Ian10261]

that he found

 

[Britlee]

Scrunched up in

 

[quality]

a snail shell

 

[Ian10261]

at the bottom

 

[dontknowitall]

of the top

 

[secret squirrel]

I've had enough

 

[PlumbBobBob]

said the frenchman

 

[Resolute]

To his loveslave

 

[Ian10261]

so stick your

 

[dontknowitall]

3 word story

 

[Resolute]

On top of

 

[Ian10261]

the toilet seat

 

[PlumbBobBob]

and flush it

 

[quality]

B and Q

 

[dontknowitall]

sell some very

 

[PlumbBobBob]

cheap and nasty

 

[Ian10261]

tree pruning sheers

 

[dontknowitall]

Number of posters on this thread so far:

56 - Ecowarm
39 - Dontknowitall😳
35 - Puddle
31 - Croppie
23 - Quality
20 - Gray0689

 

[REDSAW]

not this again!!!!!!!!!

 

[Puddle]

make that 36

:50:

 

[dontknowitall]

36 word story?

 

[smileplumbing]

woke up to find?

 

[smileplumbing]

Oh just realised i added reply to wrong page this makes no sense now! lol

 

[Puddle]

oh yes it ....

 

[Resolute]

Shines up well

 

[Ian10261]

the purple helmet

 

[ecowarm]

fell off the

 

[Gray0689]

With thunderas rapture

 

[Howsie]

Who was angry

 

[Resolute]

And deliriously sad

 

[PlumbBobBob]

to be told

 

[Resolute]

A true lie

 

[GQuigley67]

makes no sense

 

[Resolute]

At least now

 

[dontknowitall]

and forever more

 

[Resolute]

Hold your peace

 

[PlumbBobBob]

to any one

 

[Resolute]

who once had

 

[dontknowitall]

their grandmas teeth

 

[Resolute]

Coated in pva

 

[Ian10261]

stuck to their

 

[Kev the gas]

rothenburg pipe bender

 

[Kev the gas]

It dont kink