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Kyle87
Awesome gasman
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kay-jay
a week too late! i posted this in #917 you thief
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Kyle87
I said to the wife: " I have a problem.""Darling" she replied, "If you have a problem, then we have a problem. We're a married couple and we are in this together so we'll act as a unit. Don't ever forget that.""Oh thank you," I replied. "It appears We've got your sister pregnant."
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Kyle87
My doctor told me to avoid saturated fat.
So I stopped shagging my wife in the shower.
So I stopped shagging my wife in the shower.
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Kyle87
Some women would be over the moon to be woken up on their birthday with a cooked breakfast a bunch of flowers and 20 minutes of oral sex................. But Oh no, not my f*****g sister!
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Barry98
Did it fail again pal never mind
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Barry98
Maybe but it satisfy s me every time
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kay-jay
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kay-jay
Took this last week.....
That awkward moment when your trade counter runs out of fittings and you have to nip across the carpark to toolstation ......
Priceless🙂
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That awkward moment when your trade counter runs out of fittings and you have to nip across the carpark to toolstation ......
Priceless🙂
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Dotty
[h=5]A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked.
The aged Gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly catch my breath... Doctor, I'm scared!"
The Doctor, looking at his 86 year old patient, said, "Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years, but tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?"
The old gent replied, "Well... three times last night, and twice again this morning!"
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The aged Gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly catch my breath... Doctor, I'm scared!"
The Doctor, looking at his 86 year old patient, said, "Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years, but tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?"
The old gent replied, "Well... three times last night, and twice again this morning!"
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julesverne
Just got a jimmy saville advent but its rubbish.
the flaps only open between 5 and 14
the flaps only open between 5 and 14
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Dotty
I sniggered and looked round guiltily!
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julesverne
got stopped in the street today by a woman with a clipboard
" what products do i use for grooming?"
she was a bit taken back when i said
"Facebook"
" what products do i use for grooming?"
she was a bit taken back when i said
"Facebook"
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kay-jay
posted this elsewhere but i thought it deserved a spot here....
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Barry98
lol no, a mate just posted it on fb
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Barry98
Hmmmm
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Barry98
I thought we shared ?
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Barry98
Moment of weakness won't happen again lol
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