Once upon a time there was a gas fitter called Dan who took his van to Stitch Motors for a service, he left it in morning and picked it up in the evening after work, and it cost him £85.
On the way home he called for some petrol and without thinking checked the oil, he then remembered he had just paid for a service, but to his surprise the oil was obviously not fresh.
When he got home he took off the air filter cover, only to find that the air filter wasn’t a new one.
He then had a look at the brake fluid, and surprise, surprise, the level was still a bit low as it had been when he’d checked it last week.
He then took a look at the spark plugs and saw that they weren’t new ones, so he took a plug out only to find that the gap was 3 thou wider than the recommended setting.
The next day Dan called in to Stitch Motors and said to the Service Manager: "hey the oil hasn’t been changed in my van, it still has the old air-filter, the brake fluid hasn’t been topped up and the plugs haven’t been touched!"
“Ah” said the Service Manager, “the thing is sir, we did an emissions test on your van and the result was good, so we concluded that we didn’t need to do any more to your van!”
“So why did you charge me £85 then”, asked Dan?
“Because that’s what we charge for a service sir”, said the Service Manager!
“But you haven’t done a service”, said Dan!
“Oh yes we have sir, that’s how we do Services at Stitch Motors!” said the Service Manager!
Please pick one of the following:-
1/ Did Dan carry on to his work feeling that his van was being well looked after … or
2/ Did he google the word ‘service’ when he got home … or
[FONT=&]3/ Did he drive straight to his local Trading Standards office ?[/FONT]