How do you arrange the stuff in your van?

[solutions]

Think ill get some magnetics made up for night time parking....should deter most..

"CARE HOME BED SHEET CLEANING"

"Competence for incontinence"


Maybe more effective than a

" I really do leave tools on the van as im really too flippin lazy to do owt else really like "


.....your thoughts 😛

just rig up a tazer with the capacitors from disposable cameras and wire them up to the door handles. if they try anything they will still be hanging off the handle in the morning.

 

[Ray Stafford]

"Lots of tools left in van overnight. Some valuable. Also, 1 x king cobra, 2 x deadly scorpions, and a trembler switch attached to a stick of jelly wrapped in 6 inch nails. Oh, and a camera to upload the outcome to you-tube. Do you feel lucky?"

 

[Ermintrude]

Narr it's the toon.

This van contains books, vitamins and loads of other tasty snack from holland and Barrett. Also 3 train tickets for a night out in Durham!

 

[lame plumber]

or just have a head shaped dent in your door, with a bit of writing saying this was the result of someone thinking about breaking in! and scatter some teeth on the floor 🙂 (teeth available outside most pubs on a Friday night on the floor or use the ones you find on the floor after shoving the thieving scrotes face into the van door 🙂)

 

[kay-jay]

Made a start on racking mine out today

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Looks like you've had a fire in the back mate

 

[kay-jay]

Sjould have seen it before....

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

What pre hand grenade!

 

[Ermintrude]

You a painter?

 

[kay-jay]

You a painter?

Bought van off a painter.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

What's that furry thing with the wooden handle? The long thing by the door? Never seen or used one of those before

 

[brum]

When I was in Birmingham spent a whole day cleaning van in and out organized it all inside.
Went out to van in morning almost empty I made it easy for them thieving so and sos they could see what to take and what to leave...GGrRRR that's behind me now.
Now I have no fears of junkies and jakies violating my space I love Scotland esp Arran

 

[brum]

What's that furry thing with the wooden handle? The long thing by the door? Never seen or used one of those before

Look out for Ken Dodd could be his tickling stick the one he takes up the jam buttie mines

 

[kay-jay]

Bit more racking done today

 

[PlumbersMate]

Don't you catch your wrist on there Kev? Lol looks tight

 

[kay-jay]

nah its ok. if it wasnt so tight then stuff would fly out everytime i hit a pothole.

 

[kay-jay]

Done on one side. Now.
Will do the other side when I get chance.
Tidied up a bit too. Was surprised to find my van actually had a floor under all the crap.

 

[GasmanxxxR1]

Why is it that i just love looking at and in vans? These are always my favourite threads

 

[solutions]

How did you manage the brick bulkhead in pic 1?

 

[parkesy_plumb]

How did you manage the brick bulkhead in pic 1?

hah i was thinking same thing!