I really hate farmers!

[REDSAW]

my charlies really friendly.. he just thinks your playing..haha

he likes simonf..lol

 

[Kev the gas]

Classic question from customers "are you alright with dogs" as the mut is lurking for the kill. More the question "is your dog friendly and properly trained".

My usual reply to that is
" yes, but I couldn't eat two." After that the dog is normally moved to another room !

 

[Dotty]

my charlies really friendly.. he just thinks your playing..haha

he likes simonf..lol

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I do like friendly charlies.............

 

[emergencyman]

Reminds me of a job once. Not a farmer but a landlord, even worse IMO.

I arrange to meet at 12 on site. I get there on time and he's not there so at 1210 I ring him. He replied " Ok, Now I know you are there I will set off, see you in 20 mins".
I'm well annoyed, but keep calm and agree to this.

I immediately set off to my next job and 20 minutes later get a call from him. I said to him" I had to go, but now I know your there if you wait on I can be there in half an hour".

 

[lame plumber]

Reminds me of a job once. Not a farmer but a landlord, even worse IMO.

I arrange to meet at 12 on site. I get there on time and he's not there so at 1210 I ring him. He replied " Ok, Now I know you are there I will set off, see you in 20 mins".
I'm well annoyed, but keep calm and agree to this

I immediately set off to my next job and 20 minutes later get a call from him. I said to him" I had to go, but now I know your there if you wait on I can be there in half an hour".

Brilliant 🙂

 

[mfgs]

I had a Rottweiler bit my foot, well my shoe, as I was walking in a house to service a boiler. It followed me as I was walking and grabbed my foot from behind, it almost tripped me up. I give it a bit of a kick and told my customer there dog just bit me only for her to reply "yeah, he doesn't like strangers". Well then I suggest you put it in another ****ing room when you know someone is coming to work on the boiler.