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lame plumber
Taken from that wonderful film, Poltergeist. I have been back to work 2 days after my op, what happens, bleedin emmets n grockles...................
Suddenly all the back lanes I use are clogged with cars that can't reverse back into the passing place five feet behind them, nope I have trundle back half a mile to the nearest gate 3 times on the trot, when the fourth car decided to try and push me back again some manic hairy arsed one armed bandit managed to persuade them that for the sake of their well being that had better learn to reverse NOW, and they winged when they didnt get a thankyou when it took them 16 minutes to cover 30 metres backwards!!!!!
Sunny day and 100,000 caravans take to the highways and byways, including those that have a width limit that 2 of their kind cant pass through. AAAAAAAAAAAgh so you reverse away from the arguing mutants to have another sneak up behind you and refuse to stop in the passing place!!! So he ended up being informed if he cant reverse the one armed loonie can so get out and let me. 5 minutes later and I was one my way again having got by the infernal car n mobile loo, I do believe the lady in the drivers life had never gone as fast in reverse with the van on before, if she wasnt having a heart attack it must have been an ******, fecking muppets in 4x4 combis who cant drive dont deserve to own such a nice vehicle!!
So also discovered that grockles dont obey give way markings when chatting to swmbo, they just heave on out into the traffic doing 50mph then dont get the horn n light reaction, wasnt me this time🙂, I saw him coming 🙂
The other bug bear is how many blue badge holders who own Range Rovers and the like decide that the double yellows on junctions outside the Wetherspoons make a great parking spot, so much so that the bus cant get round the corner passed them. I might be barred from Wetherspoons having gone in, slightly raised voice asking the cockwomble with the white range rover to move it before the crowd of van drivers did it for him. For a bloke with a disability, he had a good turn of speed on him as he left his lunch waiting!! This time I did cover my RNLI logod sweater, to stop complaints to the boathouse, I sometimes forget to.....oops
So 2 days, good time had by some, local tradesmen down this way are now totally ****ed off and looking forward to winter 🙂
Suddenly all the back lanes I use are clogged with cars that can't reverse back into the passing place five feet behind them, nope I have trundle back half a mile to the nearest gate 3 times on the trot, when the fourth car decided to try and push me back again some manic hairy arsed one armed bandit managed to persuade them that for the sake of their well being that had better learn to reverse NOW, and they winged when they didnt get a thankyou when it took them 16 minutes to cover 30 metres backwards!!!!!
Sunny day and 100,000 caravans take to the highways and byways, including those that have a width limit that 2 of their kind cant pass through. AAAAAAAAAAAgh so you reverse away from the arguing mutants to have another sneak up behind you and refuse to stop in the passing place!!! So he ended up being informed if he cant reverse the one armed loonie can so get out and let me. 5 minutes later and I was one my way again having got by the infernal car n mobile loo, I do believe the lady in the drivers life had never gone as fast in reverse with the van on before, if she wasnt having a heart attack it must have been an ******, fecking muppets in 4x4 combis who cant drive dont deserve to own such a nice vehicle!!
So also discovered that grockles dont obey give way markings when chatting to swmbo, they just heave on out into the traffic doing 50mph then dont get the horn n light reaction, wasnt me this time🙂, I saw him coming 🙂
The other bug bear is how many blue badge holders who own Range Rovers and the like decide that the double yellows on junctions outside the Wetherspoons make a great parking spot, so much so that the bus cant get round the corner passed them. I might be barred from Wetherspoons having gone in, slightly raised voice asking the cockwomble with the white range rover to move it before the crowd of van drivers did it for him. For a bloke with a disability, he had a good turn of speed on him as he left his lunch waiting!! This time I did cover my RNLI logod sweater, to stop complaints to the boathouse, I sometimes forget to.....oops
So 2 days, good time had by some, local tradesmen down this way are now totally ****ed off and looking forward to winter 🙂
