i should have been a vet

[Billy Bob Bob]

took my 3 year old African grey down to a specialist today,his identity ring on his leg was giving him some jip normal vet said no chance its a grey so exotic vet only,i did try to cut it off with my bacho wire cutters but it was too big to put it between the tag and his leg without hurting him,anyway asks the vet how much £70 he said £70? said i your having a laugh mate,vet says we have to knock him out could break his leg if he is awake etc,try to keep it cheap i said but if its 70 quid so be it(after all when my last grey needed care it was a £600 bill but she still died) 20 minutes later job done vet gives me the bill £35 quid think i scared him:wacko:

 

[REDSAW]

you won there by telling him to keep it cheep.lol

took my dog in last thursday cause he was dripping blood from his cnob something to do with prostrate and hormones.
finger up his butt for a wiggle & 2 packs of tablets = £85+ missus went up the wall.
i told her i will get him back doing his boiler.lol.

 

[Mike Jackson]

I had a £127 bill at the vets Monday for repairs to my two after an unprovoked attack by a strange dog.

 

[Guest123]

I'd have done for 20 quid with my Dremel. If I cut off its leg by mistake, I'd be only to happy to give you a free bath leg as a replacement.

 

[Mike Jackson]

If you use the semi-circular metal cutting disc in a multimaster it doesn't cut flesh, only hard materials.

 

[REDSAW]

cut both legs of and nail to perch, problem solved.lol.

 

[grahamgas]

Yeah but with all that quick money, comes the inevitable of having to put to sleep someones beloved family pet/companion.

Give me a cdi diverter to change or a block bog to sort out anyday.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I'd have done for 20 quid with my Dremel. If I cut off its leg by mistake, I'd be only to happy to give you a free bath leg as a replacement.

sounds dodgy if you killed my parrot thats a grand you owe me

 

[Hybrid]

If you can fund your expensive parrot habit I think you're doing okay lol!

 

[Guest123]

sounds dodgy if you killed my parrot thats a grand you owe me

I'd save you a fortune in further vet bills and give you my daughter's stuffed parrot as a replacement.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

tell you what made me laugh in the waiting room a dalmatian with colour coded nads one black ball one white ball

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I'd save you a fortune in further vet bills and give you my daughter's stuffed parrot as a replacement.

does it talk, fly, swear, and eat the settee ?

 

[REDSAW]

is it true mark, you got the parrot after you had your tooth out just to hear him say every morning;
''who's a pretty boy then'' ?.lol.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

he tells me to f off its not a polite parrot martin and bear in mind he has the intelligence level of a 5 year old so can say things knowing roughly what they mean

 

[REDSAW]

he tells me to f off its not a polite parrot martin and bear in mind he has the intelligence level of a 5 year old so can say things knowing roughly what they mean

who taught him to say it is my next question!!.

ever thought about using him as a answer machine for pain in arse custards?.;lol.

 

[Guest123]

does it talk, fly, swear, and eat the settee ?

What, my daughter? LOL

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

What, my daughter? LOL

sorry forgot your superman,of course your daughter can fly,i would be very concerned about her eating settees though:wacko:

 

[Gas Lady Mids]

My Dad had an african grey called Winston lol.. One day he started lifting his leg up off the perch.. And was really quite for a couple of days.. Dad took him to he vets, vets said he was not sure what was wrong but he defo had not broken his leg.. He said it maybe a virus.. Took him home.. Dad found him in the bottom of the cage the next day, picked him up and held him.. (which was so strange as Winston never liked to be held) Anyway the parrot died there and then in his hands... Ahhhhhhh 🙁

 

[Barry98]

hear you go guys fast track course for that too

Veterinary Nursing Fast Track(Level 3 Diploma) | CAW

 

[quality]

My Dad had an african grey called Winston lol.. One day he started lifting his leg up off the perch.. And was really quite for a couple of days.. Dad took him to he vets, vets said he was not sure what was wrong but he defo had not broken his leg.. He said it maybe a virus.. Took him home.. Dad found him in the bottom of the cage the next day, picked him up and held him.. (which was so strange as Winston never liked to be held) Anyway the parrot died there and then in his hands... Ahhhhhhh 🙁

That good old bird must have been old as Your other half LOL (gas man)will tell ya