"Surrey" flange or Essex flange?

[Dotty]

Some of the flange from Sussex is reasonable but by no means the best flange in the world.

I dunno, I was in Shoreham once.......

 

[Ermintrude]

Yeh your photo still on all the lamp posts and phone boxes.

With some obscene message and a phone number!

Now if Carlsberg made flange........... It would probably taste better after 9 or 10 and after 15 you might think the warm fizzy pish was a good session the day after.

 

[Dotty]

Yeh your photo still on all the lamp posts and phone boxes.

With some obscene message and a phone number!

Now if Carlsberg made flange........... It would probably taste better after 9 or 10 and after 15 you might think the warm fizzy pish was a good session the day after.

What have we told you about passing off pictures of your mum as someone else?

 

[Ermintrude]

Your my mudder? Were we seperate day 8 days so you kept producing milk?