The Yorkshire thread

[oz-plumber]

Absolutely Soding myself over the Haka.

I have sent it to a couple of 'God's Own' plumbers I know over here.

But with the unknown humor of the Yorkshire men, I may end up with a good laugh tomorrow or a fat lip.

'How much,,,,how much.... That line will kill them tonight and me tomorrow.

 

[townfanjon]

Five word chuffin rule , sake

 

[Lou]

I used to say are you lekkin?

Are you playing out?

 

[townfanjon]

I used to say are you lekkin?

Are you playing out?

Oh yes . My old plastering pal is always saying “ now then “ ( nowt to do with Jimmy Saville) but he say it more “ na-then “ very quickly . Lol

 

[Darren Jackson]

Test your Yorkshire, can you translate these commonly used Yorkshire words?

To blob -
Laik -
Bob into -
Bray -
Kalling -
A Gill -
Chump -
On'y -
Allus -
Myther -

 

[Lou]

Test your Yorkshire, can you translate these commonly used Yorkshire words?

To blob -
Laik - play out
Bob into - go to shop/town
Bray - fight
Kalling -
A Gill -
Chump - stupid person
On'y - go away
Allus - all of us (maybe)
Myther - hassle

My Grandad was a proper Yorkshireman, bless him. I still say mash the tea or the tea is mashing, now Dan does too haha.

 

[townfanjon]

Sitherear is a gud one

 

[Lou]

Just back from a day out and in the petrol station they had a Yorkshire tea machine like a Costa machine!

 

[townfanjon]

five word effin rule .

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Five word effin rule .

 

[townfanjon]

Bla bla bla bla bla

 

[Lou]

Pmsl!

I was trying to get dan to make my flag a yorkshire one but he refused - can't start banging on about the War of the Roses again!!

He hates it when I end up in a conversation about that with a randomer from lancashire

 

[townfanjon]

Five word effin rule .....

 

[Harvest Fields]

Pmsl!

I was trying to get dan to make my flag a yorkshire one but he refused - can't start banging on about the War of the Roses again!!

He hates it when I end up in a conversation about that with a randomer from lancashire

I am a fan of old Richard.

 

[townfanjon]

Five word effin rule .......

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Five word effin rule .........

 

[townfanjon]

Five word effin rule .....

 

[townfanjon]

5 word bloody rule again

 

[Lou]

I've never heard paggered!

 

[Stigster]

A few Guernsey words/phrases for you.

Pushang = Bicycle
Grockle = Foreigner (borrowed from the Cornish I think?)
Cor damme la, eh! = Flippin' heck!
Where you to? = Where are you going?
Cheerie = Goodbye
Cor hang! = Blimey!
Ah yeah is it? = I agree!
Bathers = Swimming costume
Douit = small stream
Budloe night = Bonfire night

 

[Lou]

I have never been to the Channel Islands. Have you always lived there?

(Sorry thread hijack)

 

[SimonG]

Saw a good video this morning of Hitler's cronies failing to organise a trip to Yorkshire and him having to make do with Lancashire and him throwing a right strop.
Will try later to put it on here.