Top dog

[Guest123]

Aye, mate and don't forget your axe!

 

[Barry98]

I'll get them lets start the part p bit off lol

 

[Barry98]

Hook line and sinker

 

[Guest123]

trbod, love it mate! lol

 

[dontknowitall]

I've started giggle full time now.

Hook, line, sinker, chips and shoulders.

Full set!

 

[northstar]

you have got them rattled now

 

[Guest123]

Here's my wee contribution.

Any muppet with a screwdriver, pliers and a major chip on their shoulder could become a spark.

Read more: plumbers/gas fitters/heating engineers - Page 6​

 

[Howsie]

They can electrocute people and cause a fire.

We can:

1) electrocute people
2) cause a fire
3) poison people
4) crush people
5) blow people and property up
6) burn people

By the laws of Top Trumps we win!!!!

 

[dontknowitall]

Troops are returning now Bod.

Brilliant idea and great fun. Shame you weren't around later on.

 

[Guest123]

Troops are returning now Bod.

Brilliant idea and great fun. Shame you weren't around later on.

Great fun, the guy changed his post and was nearly crying after my post about breast pumps.

Same time next week chaps on the Tilers Forum? LOL

 

[SimonG]

So is it a trip into the plasterers forum next saturday?

 

[SimonG]

Same time next week chaps on the Tilers Forum? LOL

Beat me to it, or is that too it?

 

[SimonG]

Top Cat is the newest member on the forum!

 

[dontknowitall]

I bet all the mods had an emergency meeting and were watching with ever shortening finger nails.

Good that all kept within the bounds of decency, etc.

 

[mountainman]

We'd best leave the tilers and spreads alone, I was told that it's cruel to mock the afflicted 🙂

 

[Dannypipe]

Most spreads I know are nuts, and probably safer to leave them well alone!

Just read all 9 pages on the electricians forum. Very funny. They seem like a good bunch of guys.

 

[Barry98]

yeah had to get some shut eye in , starting a 16 hour bender this aft.

 

[mountainman]

yeah had to get some shut eye in , starting a 16 hour bender this aft.

How can you time a bender so precisely?

 

[Barry98]

thats the minimum starting at 4pm today and working on finishing at 6am tomorrow

 

[Dannypipe]

Christ. I would die.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Christ. I would die.

why danny ?

 

[Dannypipe]

Cos I'm getting too old to drink solidly through the night until 6am!!

Stag do's are the worse. The hangovers last for about 2 days, and I don't feel right again for a week.

I drink most nights, but in moderation. Carnage drinking (as my mates call it) is fun at the time, but since hitting my 30's I've less interest in getting totally legless.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Cos I'm getting too old to drink solidly through the night until 6am!!

Stag do's are the worse. The hangovers last for about 2 days, and I don't feel right again for a week.

I drink most nights, but in moderation. Carnage drinking (as my mates call it) is fun at the time, but since hitting my 30's I've less interest in getting totally legless.

you are not the only one Danny !

I am the same but when there is a good reason to party my basic instincts to party do comes back 🙂

most importen tink for me is to eat a lot when drinking (meat/chips) and control the amount of drink going in ,and the tricks work !!!!

 

[mountainman]

That's why Bilious, the God of Hangovers, invented doner kebabs.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

one night was really really drunk ....had a kebab in mates house 30min later was sober ! ! ! good old days when i was single 🙂

 

[Barry98]

Right guys am off , look after things while am gone

 

[tamz]

Enjoy your hols Bod.
Bring some stalks of rock back for the boys.

 

[dancinplumba]

Have a good one bod 🙂

 

[Guest123]

So Bod, I take it we're all heading over to the air hostesses forum? Enjoy your holiday.

 

[GQuigley67]

ft sparks

 

[LeakFinder's]

spark on site was a smart arse ****ing everyone off so his side cutters got put to good use and he left site and didn't come back.

 

[Dannypipe]

you are not the only one Danny !

I am the same but when there is a good reason to party my basic instincts to party do comes back 🙂

most importen tink for me is to eat a lot when drinking (meat/chips) and control the amount of drink going in ,and the tricks work !!!!

Trust me mate, I like to let my hair down...but I'm happier having a few beers with the lads on a Friday after work than smashing it all night until the early hours.

I've a couple of stag do's coming up and despite all I say, I'm normally one of the hardcore who's up all night, and egging everyone on to stay up and keep drinking.

I just pay for it BIG time after.

 

[GQuigley67]

went on a major bender this weekend, from saturday during the day til sunday evening, was nearlly being sick in work all day was the worst shift ive had in ages better than pulling a sicky though