Freebie Alert - Ideal Vogue Boilers

[Rickster123]

i hope they looked at our web sites


Plumber Company Wakefield | Plumbers UK | Plumbing and Heating

Brown noser! I'd disqualify you for that!

 

[Barry98]

web sites always been same fella only took baxi off last week mind

 

[Rickster123]

"Ideals are :001_9898:"


...... A quote taken from who??...

 

[Barry98]

Werner me (i hope)

http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/gas-safe-register-forum-public-forum/42890-ideal-logic-plus.html

 

[Rickster123]

Werner me (i hope)

http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/gas-safe-register-forum-public-forum/42890-ideal-logic-plus.html

No not you! I was going to do a quotes list or bring up old threads but I got bored too quickly!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Well, I now know who the chosen six are.

Which means I also know who the unlucky ones are. As a consolation prize, there will be a goody bag courtesy of us and Ideal.

To raise the dramatic tension, I shall release the names of those NOT getting a free boiler over the course of this afternoon and evening. And maybe tomorrow evening if I am feeling playful! The unlucky ones will get a goody bag including an Ideal Jacket. So if I ask you for your jacket size (S, M, L, XL) that's your cue to leave quietly, and everyone remaining is a bit closer to their dream freebie.

The original list, in alphabetical order was:

anz

atouchofgas

BOD

Dannypipe

Gasman

JAH HEATING

Julesverne

Kev the Gas

Lame Plumber

Leo21

Masood

Mike Jackson

P J F Plumbing

Plumber0808

SafeGasInstall

scott_d

smtplumbing

JULESVERNE - you are eliminated, can you please let me have your jacket size?

Well, I have an appointment at 5pm, so I will be off now.

But before I go...

LAME PLUMBER - you are eliminated - please let me have your jacket size.

GASMAN - Sorry mate, they didn't fancy the AXE treatment. Please let me have your jacket size, because your bum is outa here!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Mmmmm. Mrs's S's meatballs in homemade tomato sauce and spaghetti. Luverly stuff.

 

[Leo21]

Mmmmm. Mrs's S's meatballs in homemade tomato sauce and spaghetti. Luverly stuff.

You rotter, you did that in purpose. I thought it was an snowy cement.

 

[Leo21]

You rotter, you did that in purpose. I thought it was an snowy cement.

an anouncement. Snowy cement. Apple have a lot to answer for.

 

[Mike Jackson]

an anouncement. Snowy cement. Apple have a lot to answer for.

Don't you go getting all Zeb on us.

 

[Dotty]

If I'd known the consolation prize was a free jacket and a bag of goodies I'd have thrown my name in!

Curse you Stafford!!!!!

 

[Kev the gas]

Crikey, missed the last posts, away with the family @ Longleat Centreparcs, do I have a pudding and risk not fitting the Large jacket ?

 

[Mike Jackson]

If I'd known the consolation prize was a free jacket and a bag of goodies I'd have thrown my name in!

Curse you Stafford!!!!!

I'm not sure they make one in your size XXXXXXL chest age 10 height.

 

[Toxic Ted]

If I'd known the consolation prize was a free jacket and a bag of goodies I'd have thrown my name in!

Curse you Stafford!!!!!

You are not alone there......winter coming and i need a new jacket......i think i need to be a bit sharper on the freebie alert.

 

[Dotty]

I was sitting watching this thread. I'd have easily been first three!

 

[Dotty]

I'm not sure they make one in your size XXXXXXL chest age 10 height.

Never mind the length, feel the girth!

 

[Toxic Ted]

I'm not sure they make one in your size XXXXXXL chest age 10 height.

If John owes me a few Chinese burns for my comments then you must be into camel bite terratory for yours Mike!

 

[Kev the gas]

Table booked for 7pm.

I will hedge my bets and stick with the jugs of Sangria and Paella

 

[Mike Jackson]

If John owes me a few Chinese burns for my comments then you must be into camel bite terratory for yours Mike!

But John is in awe of my good looks and sparkling personality.

 

[Dotty]

But John is in awe of my good looks and sparkling personality.

Sod you! Now i've wet meself laughing!

 

[Toxic Ted]

But John is in awe of my good looks and sparkling personality.

Don't get yourself all flattered over what the school bike says.......everybody went there and kept it quiet if you remember back that far......or did you go to a school for boys?

 

[Ray Stafford]

J A H Heating. You must be psychic James, because you already PMed me your jacket size. Yep, you're out!

 

[SimonG]

I have a vision of bowl with all the names in sat on a fridge and everytime Ray needs another beer he pulls out another name

 

[smtplumbing]

this is the best thread in the world

 

[Leo21]

I don't think I've ever refreshed a page so many times!

 

[smtplumbing]

sure one of the admin would be able to tell us how many hits this page has had

 

[Ray Stafford]

Well, I now know who the chosen six are.

Which means I also know who the unlucky ones are. As a consolation prize, there will be a goody bag courtesy of us and Ideal.

To raise the dramatic tension, I shall release the names of those NOT getting a free boiler over the course of this afternoon and evening. And maybe tomorrow evening if I am feeling playful! The unlucky ones will get a goody bag including an Ideal Jacket. So if I ask you for your jacket size (S, M, L, XL) that's your cue to leave quietly, and everyone remaining is a bit closer to their dream freebie.

The original list, in alphabetical order was:

anz

atouchofgas

BOD

Dannypipe

Gasman

JAH HEATING

Julesverne

Kev the Gas

Lame Plumber

Leo21

Masood

Mike Jackson

P J F Plumbing

Plumber0808

SafeGasInstall

scott_d

smtplumbing

JULESVERNE - you are eliminated, can you please let me have your jacket size?

Well, I have an appointment at 5pm, so I will be off now.

But before I go...

LAME PLUMBER - you are eliminated - please let me have your jacket size.

GASMAN - Sorry mate, they didn't fancy the AXE treatment. Please let me have your jacket size, because your bum is outa here!

J A H Heating. You must be psychic James, because you already PMed me your jacket size. Yep, you're out!

CALLING DANNYPIPE! Let me know your jacket size, because you're living in loser-ville!

 

[Ray Stafford]

So we now have 12 people fighting it out for 6 slots.

Anz
Atouchofgas
Bod
Kev the Gas
Leo21
Masood
Mike Jackson
PJF Plumbing
Plumber0808
SafeGasInstall
Scott_d
smtplumbing

thats 50/50 odds.

until the next elimination, then everyone remaining is odds-on.

OOOOOOHHHHH the tension !

 

[Ray Stafford]

So do I carry on with eliminations tonight, or let the tension build a bit further?

 

[Mike Jackson]

The tension is unbearable. I'm going to have to engage in a bit more croppie baiting to relieve the tension.

 

[smtplumbing]

you are going to carry on and let use wait until tomorrow lol

 

[Barry98]

I think a block of three next get the suspense higher

 

[Rickster123]

Haha this is the best thread since sqube!

 

[Dotty]

The tension is unbearable. I'm going to have to engage in a bit more croppie baiting to relieve the tension.

RAY! RAY!

If I ban Mike can I have his jacket?

 

[Leo21]

RAY! RAY!

If I ban Mike can I have his jacket?

Your size might be a special order. 5' x 5' springs to mind.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Only eleven left


Anz
Atouchofgas
Bod
Kev the Gas
Leo21
Masood
Mike Jackson
PJF Plumbing
Plumber0808
Scott_d
smtplumbing


Sorry SAFEGASINSTALL, let me know your jacket size as you join your colleagues in the booby-prize pen. No free boiler for you this week.

 

[JAH HEATING]

So we now have 12 people fighting it out for 6 slots.

Anz
Atouchofgas
Bod
Kev the Gas
Leo21
Masood
Mike Jackson
PJF Plumbing
Plumber0808
SafeGasInstall
Scott_d
smtplumbing

thats 50/50 odds.

until the next elimination, then everyone remaining is odds-on.

OOOOOOHHHHH the tension !

its like a penalty shoot out this

 

[Leo21]

its like a penalty shoot out this

Exept there's more at stake.

 

[Mike Jackson]

RAY! RAY!

If I ban Mike can I have his jacket?

I've found a jacket to fit you.

 

[Dotty]

I've found a jacket to fit you.

You're a turd and i'm telling my mum so there.......

 

[JAH HEATING]

Exept there's more at stake.

I didn't even make it through the group stages !

 

[Leo21]

I didn't even make it through the group stages !

Nothing for second place, erm or seventh.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

No .......... I was going to install it in my house .....
can I have my jacket in size XL

 

[smtplumbing]

i feel like a kid at Christmas

 

[Leo21]

i feel like a kid at Christmas

Action man deserter.











an empty box.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Right, thats it for half an hour or so. I'm taking a break for a while.

Catch you later.

Except you Leo21. Don't bother to hang around mate - just PM me your jacket size. You're toast.

 

[Leo21]

Bugger, has the jacket got ideal written in it?
extra fat please.

 

[hammers4spanner]

haha this threads cracking me up

love it

 

[Rickster123]

Bugger, has the jacket got ideal written in it?
extra fat please.

No it's got LOSER written on it!!!

 

[hammers4spanner]

haha LOOOOOSERSSSS!!!