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I say we all change our profile pictures or whatever you call it to a picture of our SS pressies!!
 
I would have , if involved sent a black box with no markings on it or indications of the sender
 
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shot gun cartridge knife , very have thank you to the sender
 
kay-jay said:
It gave me a rash. More appropriate as a booby prize for the sender of the naffest gift. Voted for by other secret santas.....

Sorry ray
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Funny you should mention it Kev. I got this letter of complaint earlier from the hat.

"Dear Ray

I am writing to express in the strongest possible terms my dissatisfaction with my latest position.

I understand that, as an item of promotional merchandise, I may from time to time be required to undertake some unsettling, nay even unsanitary, duties. However, this mission goes way beyond what can be expected, even from the most company-minded promotional apparel.

To start with, my new owner is a <shudder> northerner. Now, I consider myself to be a hat-of-the-world, and some of my best friends come from the midlands (although obviously I wouldn't want my scarf to marry one!). But a northerner? It really is too much. At first, he used me as a bag to gather turnips and potatoes in. Later he did work out that I was meant to be worn, but he experimented with several unmentionable <shudder again> body parts before settling on the head. Along the way, I picked up a bad dose of the crabs and a rather nasty genital rash. Just to pay him back, I have transferred the latter to his head! Serve him right, the nasty little whippet fancier!

However, enough is enough. I request an immediate recall. If returned to HQ, I would even be prepared to take in promotional duties with the six-toed retards in Devon - just please don't send me up north again.

Yours in hope.

The Hat.

PS - you should see what he did to my friend the Mug"

 
Shall I open mine now or wait for the 25th? Is anyone even waiting for the 25th?
 
Resolute said:
I was gonna wait, may depend how much I drink later!
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I'm drinking now (JD Honey) but the missus has forbidden me to open mine because "you won't have anything to open on Christmas Day".

I can say it's tubular and that when you tip it it gives off a slight clunking sound and what I suspect to be liquid. Think of when you tip a bottle of 1/4 propane back and forth - it sounds like that. Hope it's not propane as I've got several bottles in the shed.
 
Im waiting til 25th.
It will be the only present I get to open.
Xmas is always bleak. I bet my ss gift is shyt as well
 
Ermintrude said:
I would have , if involved sent a black box with no markings on it or indications of the sender
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Hmmm... Except there may have been a small clue in the inner wrapping??? Do the initials GR on a jobsheet ring any bells?
 
Mine turned up last week, I think ? It didn't say secret santa so was opened.

Absolute crap present, I don't even like golf!

Let alone on my desk :censored: The present was so crap I wrapped it up for someone else !!


Thx for nothing sender !!!!!!!

Lol.
 
Kev the gas said:
Mine turned up last week, I think ? It didn't say secret santa so was opened.

Absolute crap present, I don't even like golf!

Let alone on my desk :censored: The present was so crap I wrapped it up for someone else !!


Thx for nothing sender !!!!!!!

Lol.
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sounds a good way of getting rid of last years crappy pressies from the in-laws hmmm!.lol
 
Anyone still waiting for their present to be delivered? I know mine got his.
 
Ermintrude said:
U opened it? Hope u like contents!
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May I refer you to this post:

Masood said:
I must confess I've opened mine. Jules asked me on behalf of the sender whether I'd be offended by anything so I was a bit worried about opening it Xmas day as I'm spending it with the in-laws.

Thank you very much whoever sent it, a very thoughtful and useful gift, very much appreciated indeed! :)
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:)
 
Should we all post pics of what we got....consuming them, playing with them or wearing them!
 
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