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Barry98
Your lass sees that she'll lynch you , you've been told before about watching cartoons
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Some very comical reviews here:
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i see there is one from system3
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Barry98
Finally decided on my new year resolution,
1080 x 920
1080 x 920
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Barry98
Croppie and a mate got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They managed to bag 6.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could
take only 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly.
'Last year we got six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same
plane as yours.'
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and
went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Croppie and Mick survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Croppie asked Mick,
'Any idea where we are?'
Mick replied, 'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year.'
They managed to bag 6.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could
take only 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly.
'Last year we got six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same
plane as yours.'
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and
went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Croppie and Mick survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Croppie asked Mick,
'Any idea where we are?'
Mick replied, 'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year.'
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Barry98
Jen's friend Amy is complaining about having a sore throat.
"When I have a sore throat, I always give my husband a blow job and, as long as I swallow, it feels better the next day. You should try it," says Jen.
The next day, they meet up and Amy is all smiles.
"How did it go, then?" asks Jen. "Wonderfully!" beams Amy. "Your husband couldn’t believe it was your idea."
"When I have a sore throat, I always give my husband a blow job and, as long as I swallow, it feels better the next day. You should try it," says Jen.
The next day, they meet up and Amy is all smiles.
"How did it go, then?" asks Jen. "Wonderfully!" beams Amy. "Your husband couldn’t believe it was your idea."
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Billy Bob Bob
Two nuns sat at traffic lights in their car whan a car load of young lads pulls up alongside.
"Oi, get your **** out penguins!" shouts one of the lads.
The Mother Superior turns to sister Imaculada, "I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross".
So Sister Imaculada winds down her window and shouts, "**** off you little ******s, before I rip your ******** off"!*
"Oi, get your **** out penguins!" shouts one of the lads.
The Mother Superior turns to sister Imaculada, "I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross".
So Sister Imaculada winds down her window and shouts, "**** off you little ******s, before I rip your ******** off"!*
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Billy Bob Bob
Teacher asks little kids give me a sentence with the word definately in it
Mary replies I am definately going to Nans house tonight
very good Mary
Bill replies I am definately playing football after tea tonight
very good bill
little Johnny said please miss doe's a fart have lump's in it
no Johnny why?
then I've definately **** myself then....regards turnpin
Mary replies I am definately going to Nans house tonight
very good Mary
Bill replies I am definately playing football after tea tonight
very good bill
little Johnny said please miss doe's a fart have lump's in it
no Johnny why?
then I've definately **** myself then....regards turnpin
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kay-jay
A VIDEO OF DANCING PLUMBA'S BIRD........
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kay-jay
bugger link wont work
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julesverne
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was
wearing one when he
was shot dead by the woman's husband!
wearing one when he
was shot dead by the woman's husband!
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julesverne
Due to the current economic crisis, Greece is cancelling
all production of
humus and Taramasalata. It's a double dip recession.
all production of
humus and Taramasalata. It's a double dip recession.
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Barry98
You should go thump him for putting that on your door DP , then go see a doc about it
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does he mean 'thump' croppie lol
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Barry98
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I
have been married for 20+ years. We were
chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfrie
nd came over and
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ''You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his
office and I was wearing the leather bodice,
heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a
word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing
the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a
mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner,
Batman?"
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I
have been married for 20+ years. We were
chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfrie
nd came over and
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ''You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his
office and I was wearing the leather bodice,
heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a
word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing
the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a
mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner,
Batman?"
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kay-jay
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kay-jay
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and
wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It
keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the
bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this
**** but me."
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and
wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It
keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the
bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this
**** but me."
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Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for
the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below
catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions -
More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's
Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
Sex with an OAP - Saga !
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for
the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below
catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions -
More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's
Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
Sex with an OAP - Saga !
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
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kay-jay
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Billy Bob Bob
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