Dear Santa

[turnpin]

Dear Santa I have been a very good boy this year I have been working very hard for Williams and co and dishing out all sorts of good deals to the guys and girls on ukpf....and what I hope to find in my Christmas stocking this year would be one or preferably both of the items below....Ray Stafford




Regards Turnpin

 

[village idiot]

Dear Santa,
Please make sure that Turnpin gets whatever he wants this Chrismas as he has been a good boy. As for me, I want nothing as I intend to give nothing.
Thanks for reading Santa
regards,
VI

 

[Dotty]

Dear Santa

The boys and girls on UKPF really don't need any thing this year as I have decided to let most of them live.

Please remind them not to upset me next year so they make it through 2015.....

Croppie.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Dear Santa, i don't need anything this year as i am just happy not to have been banned from UKPF..........i would like to make a wish for Crappie though. Please could you give him a sense of humour and make him a likeable person and not the grumpy old git we all know. I know its a tall order,but we can only dream.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

dear santa,i have been good this year though there is no documented proof of this,however if you don't want your reindeer mashed by my landrover i suggest you give in to my list

 

[Rickster123]

I know its a tall order.

A dig within a dig! That's class TT!

 

[rpm]

Real lol here.

Ps Love the typo error (or not)

 

[Rickster123]

Dear Santa, I've been an exceptionally good boy this year. Please help my delightful mrs find the pineapple shaped ice bucket I've requested.
Oh and world peace would be good too.

Ta muchly.

 

[gasmanrob]

dear santa,i have been good this year though there is no documented proof of this,however if you don't want your reindeer mashed by my landrover i suggest you give in to my list

I don't recommend I hit a deer last month and it wrote the van off!

 

[Rickster123]

I don't recommend I hit a deer last month and it wrote the van off!

In Medway?! Was she an old dear?!

 

[rpm]

Dear Santa, my mate say`s you are not real so to settle the arguement please leave a real GT40 in Gulf Oil Racing colours in my presents sack.

Ps
A Dino, GTO, Cobra or E-Type will do if the GT40 is out of stock.

 

[lame plumber]

dear Santa, please give me the strength to prevent me killing my bleedin customers next week 🙂

 

[Ermintrude]

Dear quaza bot ,

I have tolerated my wife and been polite to her sister. My mother thinks the sun shines from my anus and I haven't beat my children for a week. So please please please could I go cage fighting with a family of scrap / tool stealing caravan dwellers.

 

[gasmanrob]

In Medway?! Was she an old dear?!

nope ash down Forrest area.

Theres a sign up that when I started driving through 2 months back said 191 collisions this year... Last week it was up to 236

 

[rpm]

nope ash down Forrest area.

Theres a sign up that when I started driving through 2 months back said 191 collisions this year... Last week it was up to 236

You`ve been a busy boy then! :devil2:

 

[Dotty]

Dear Santa, i don't need anything this year as i am just happy not to have been banned from UKPF..........i would like to make a wish for Crappie though. Please could you give him a sense of humour and make him a likeable person and not the grumpy old git we all know. I know its a tall order,but we can only dream.

Dear Santa.

Ted has been an extremely naughty boy and is waiting to get his smack.

PS.

That list you've got of all the bad girls...... Can I have a copy?

 

[rpm]

Not in a public forum you can`t!

 

[townfanjon]

Dear Santa, my mate say`s you are not real so to settle the arguement please leave a real GT40 in Gulf Oil Racing colours in my presents sack.

Ps
A Dino, GTO, Cobra or E-Type will do if the GT40 is out of stock.

if Santa doesn't deliver you can come out In my cobra pal.
When I last did my ACS, one of the guys dad had a gt40, lived somewhere over hebden bridge way.

 

[townfanjon]

Dear Santa , not much to ask for I just need more sex, not with you though.

 

[Kev the gas]

Dear Santa, can you please make sure my new van arrives this week please ?

I am using the wifes car, she is using my father in laws car.
I know I was a bad boy selling it to the 1st Polish builder who phoned but he was a nice guy.

Thx Kev

 

[bright spark]

Dear Santa could you arrange for someone to burn my van to d ground and bring me a vw transporter sportline kombi. I know I'm not asking for much on d first bit as there are plenty of gents in Dublin capable of doing this, but getting d second bit could b a problem.