Junkie bawbag brother

[oz-plumber]

He has a proportionate charge according to length and girth.

So in answer to your question.... I pay £1.68

Please don't explain how you and he worked out rates and eventually ended up with that amount.

 

[wetdrip]

He has a proportionate charge according to length and girth.

So in answer to your question.... I pay £1.68

With Leo being a biker you only get two strokes for your £1.68.
I'd say he's a tad expensive.

 

[wetdrip]

A fiver sounds reasonable though.

She's got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.

 

[Millsy 82]

Arrgh, he pi$$es me off, thieving twunt.
Got into rehab and lasted 1 day, my folks(against my better judgement) let him back in their house after a couple of weeks.
Has 3 kids too, poor wee things, their ma is a ***** too unfortunately.
Went round to my folks house today(they are away on holiday) to find him off in my dads van... I should have taken the keys off him them but as he had his kids with him and i had mine i didn't really want it to disintegrate into a shouting match so thought I'd get them later.
Went round tonight to find my dads van there but my wee transit away.. scumbag.:32:

If that was me I would kick the **** out of them brother or not. I take it your van had all your kit in it? If he'd of got pulled over and your van got impounded you'd be the one with a £300 bill to get it released.

I grew up in a smallish village where all my mates and myself were all doing all sorts like weed, pills, coke, speed every weekend, about the time my girlfriend fell pregnant smack had moved in and a fair few of my friends started doing it, 2 lads I knew died and 4 in particular were in a bad way with the stuff 1 of which was a very close friend which between about 8 of us got him off it only for him to get back on it 3 months later, eventually when his girlfriend got pregnant he stopped just like that and has never touched the stuff.

2 of the other lads mugged an old lady and got sentenced to 2 years a piece and when they went to prison they had the **** kicked out of them on several occasions and they both said it was because of the beatings they got that they stopped and have never touched it again.

It will only be when your brother hits rock bottom that he will want to change and maybe a kicking from his brother would be that push in the right direction.

 

[kay-jay]

She's got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.

Aye but so has leo. You pays your money you makes your choice [emoji6]

 

[Masood]

Mate, wish I knew what to say other than hope he sees sense before he puts your family through much more pain. I'm not sure if a good kicking would help or not but it's what I'd be tempted to do...

 

[stevetheplumber]

I can't begin to imagine the stress and worry that puts you all under.
Last year, the local junkie on Ball Hill said to my wife, ”What’s my life coming to when my pregnant girlfriend is round the back of Tesco, giving a bloke a blow job for a fiver.”
Beggar’s belief, just what an addiction can do.

theres nine tescos in the coventry area could you be more specific?

 

[village idiot]

theres nine tescos in the coventry area could you be more specific?

I see Steve is desperate for that girl in the Tesco park to go down on him 🙂 Carefull though. She may charge more than a £5 when she sees what you've got to offer.

 

[wetdrip]

theres nine tescos in the coventry area could you be more specific?

Walsgrave Road, Ball Hill, Coventry.
They now have gates to the rear of the building , as everyone kept slipping on the jism.

 

[rpm]

theres nine tescos in the coventry area could you be more specific?

By the time you pay for the diesel it would be cheaper to stay in East London mate!

 

[kay-jay]

Walsgrave Road, Ball Hill, Coventry.
They now have gates to the rear of the building , as everyone kept slipping on the jism.

Cheapskates! She only charges an extra ten bob for the swallow....[emoji87]

 

[tomplumb83]

She charged me a tenner. Oh just read kay-jays post, didnt realise...

 

[Dotty]

I see Steve is desperate for that girl in the Tesco park to go down on him 🙂 Carefull though. She may charge more than a £5 when she sees what you've got to offer.

Unless he's popping up to lift his waste fittings in which case he's killing two birds with one stone.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

here you go Leo,#tesco value range#

 

[Leo21]

View attachment 21360 here you go Leo,#tesco value range#

A nosh is a nosh.

 

[Rickster123]

A nosh is a nosh.

Always takes the edge off abit when they remove their teeth first tho don't you find?

 

[Leo21]

Always takes the edge off abit when they remove their teeth first tho don't you find?

I honestly have no answer.

 

[Dotty]

A nosh is a nosh.

Depends. Do you spit, swallow or gargle?

 

[Leo21]

Depends. Do you spit, swallow or gargle?

Im not fussy, as long as my loads been deposited.

 

[wetdrip]

Apologies Ian, as I honestly do not know how we've gone from your family's plight to here.
Must be a plumber thing.