My first don't answer But not what you think

[Riley]

Oh my God what a day

Did a job in an office staff room today. lady who booked me for the job had my mobile number and met me at the entrance of the office to show me where to go.

All fine taps changed everything working great.

Left a note on the ladies desk as she was at lunch saying could she call me to arrange payment. She did this and payment was made, but all day she has been sending me sexy pictures of herself. I asked her if it was a mistake and she said no and would I like to meet after work. I am very happy with my Mrs and she would go bonkers if she found out about this woman and rightly so.

Feels a shame to delete the pictures as this woman is seriously hot but I think my philandering days are behind me. God I feel old

 

[Chalked]

Let's see the pics!

A problem shared, is a problem halved.:21:

 

[Riley]

I genuinely think there is possibly only one I can post on here

 

[Leo21]

Let's see the pics!

A problem shared, is a problem halved.:21:

Goog God man, what he said. This thread is nothing without pictures!

 

[Leo21]

Oh, and her number please.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I genuinely think there is possibly only one I can post on here

no theres not,post away

 

[Riley]

 

[Riley]

 

[SimonG]

Hubba hubba!

 

[Riley]

I was staggered I thought it must've been a wind up or something

 

[Riley]

no theres not,post away

A mod said it was fine

 

[Rickster123]

You said no? I'd sell Kate and the kids for one night with that!

 

[SimonG]

Download all the photo's on this thread and then delete off phone. Sorted 🙂 🙂

 

[mfgs]

Definitely need more pictures haha. I cant really give an opinion without seeing all the evidence.

 

[Riley]

Not sure I can post the rest as we have female members

 

[Rickster123]

Not sure I can post the rest as we have female members

As a mod I feel it's my duty to check the content on these pictures. Pm me...

 

[Best]

This is the best thread ever!
She is hot stuff! Probably trouble, but I wouldn't mind getting into trouble! :smile:
She looks too young to have her hormones stirring

 

[Riley]

Very public spirited of you ads

 

[Rickster123]

Very public spirited of you ads

Hurry up man I can only stay here in the toilet for so long!...

 

[Riley]

There's an image

 

[Riley]

This is the best thread ever!
She is hot stuff! Probably trouble, but I wouldn't mind getting into trouble! :smile:
She looks too young to have her hormones stirring

She's nearly nineteen and a filthy little thing

 

[Rickster123]

Is it an early April fools joke!?...

 

[Best]

She's nearly nineteen and a filthy little thing

The perfect woman! For a few weeks of fun anyhow.
To be honest, I am jealous.

 

[Best]

She's nearly nineteen and a filthy little thing

Come to think of it, - how do you know she is nearly 19?
You've been asking her if she's legal, haven't you?

 

[ShaunCorbs]

this old chestnut stock photos, you sure thats her as the first one is czech and the second is russian

saying that i will take no 1 please 😀

 

[Leo21]

God, she looks like trouble. My kind of trouble.

 

[Leo21]

Surely your flattered though.

 

[Riley]

Come to think of it, - how do you know she is nearly 19?
You've been asking her if she's legal, haven't you?

To be honest mate it's a natural reaction from working the doors when I was younger Plus I didn't want to do an Adam Johnson

 

[Riley]

this old chestnut stock photos, you sure thats her as the first one is czech and the second is russian

saying that i will take no 1 please 😀

I thought exactly the same thing mate but I physically saw her in that dress The underwear one obviously not

 

[Riley]

The follow-up one which I can't post is in the same dress just a little more revealing

 

[mfgs]

The follow-up one which I can't post is in the same dress just a little more revealing

You can post it, its fine.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

I thought exactly the same thing mate but I physically saw her in that dress The underwear one obviously not

you sure because im 80% ive seen the second pic somwhere

 

[Riley]

As I say mate I cannot be sure about the second one it looks like her physically but obviously I saw her at work pretty well attired

 

[ShaunCorbs]

As I say mate I cannot be sure about the second one it looks like her physically but obviously I saw her at work pretty well attired

what type of office was it 😀

and pics wernt sent via an app were they ?

 

[Riley]

just like a call centre mate in Bournemouth. And no she actually texted them to me. Hmmmm wondering if I've been duped now. Still begs the question why

 

[Riley]

And no it wasn't an 0898 CallCenter :smile:

 

[Riley]

I'm wondering if it's the boyfriend test maybe she knows my Mrs and is seeing if I would cheat

 

[Leo21]

I'm wondering if it's the boyfriend test maybe she knows my Mrs and is seeing if I would cheat

Who cares, you passed.

 

[quality]

Oh my God what a day

Did a job in an office staff room today. lady who booked me for the job had my mobile number and met me at the entrance of the office to show me where to go.

All fine taps changed everything working great.

Left a note on the ladies desk as she was at lunch saying could she call me to arrange payment. She did this and payment was made, but all day she has been sending me sexy pictures of herself. I asked her if it was a mistake and she said no and would I like to meet after work. I am very happy with my Mrs and she would go bonkers if she found out about this woman and rightly so.

Feels a shame to delete the pictures as this woman is seriously hot but I think my philandering days are behind me. God I feel old

I am an average ugly bloke but have been in the same situation more than once. I showed my my wife the evidence as it were and told the 3rd party the facts.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

just like a call centre mate in Bournemouth. And no she actually texted them to me. Hmmmm wondering if I've been duped now. Still begs the question why

hand over your cc dets 😀

and first one looks like a photo set/studio

 

[Riley]

I am an average ugly bloke but have been in the same situation more than once. I showed my my wife the evidence as it were and told the 3rd party the facts.

I am much the same mate I am more hair than man at the moment which I wouldn't have thought some pretty little dolly bird would find attractive. As Shaun says though if the pictures are fake what is the point in sending them

 

[townfanjon]

Riley wins the award for the fastest post count in UKPF history , beats all the "i am a engineer" posts .

 

[Riley]

hand over your cc dets 😀

and first one looks like a photo set/studio

The first one while not a great picture I'll give you that she was actually wearing that dress I am 99.9% positive it's her

 

[Riley]

Riley wins the award for the fastest post count in UKPF history , beats all the "i am a engineer" posts .

I thank you

 

[quality]

I have worked in some very wealthy people homes especially when working on ground source heat pumps as that environment lends itself to rich people. Rich women at home when top brass earning husband is not around can be lets says Quite confrontational.

 

[Riley]

Show me on the dolly where she touched you

 

[ShaunCorbs]

The first one while not a great picture I'll give you that she was actually wearing that dress I am 99.9% positive it's her

who ever is in that pic is fine super fine, but the second pic is a totally different person different fingers knees and elbows

are the rest like the person in the first pic?

 

[Riley]

who ever is in that pic is fine super fine, but the second pic is a totally different person different fingers knees and elbows

are the rest like the person in the first pic?

Those are some mighty fine analytical skills there Shaun.

The other photo is of the same dress with a little bit of small undergarment showing

 

[jonnyswamp]

Jesus christ man, show me just show me

 

[mfgs]

who ever is in that pic is fine super fine, but the second pic is a totally different person different fingers knees and elbows

are the rest like the person in the first pic?

Calm down Sherlock, you are ruining it for him haha.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Those are some mighty fine analytical skills there Shaun.

The other photo is of the same dress with a little bit of small undergarment showing

same place as first ?

and sounds like you pulled if real btw do the lottery 😀

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Calm down Sherlock, you are ruining it for him haha.

bet he would be happy with one 😀 dont want to give him a heart attack

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Jesus christ man, show me just show me

[video=youtube;RzwJENehM-c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzwJENehM-c[/video]

 

[Riley]

[video=youtube;RzwJENehM-c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzwJENehM-c[/video]

Dear lord man tell me that you had to at least search for that

 

[jonnyswamp]

[video=youtube;RzwJENehM-c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzwJENehM-c[/video]

Don't bother now Riley, the moment has gone

 

[Riley]

Don't bother now Riley, the moment has gone

That has rather spoilt my night

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Don't bother now Riley, the moment has gone

Dear lord man tell me that you had to at least search for that

😀 there you go your soul is clear and free of gilt now

 

[Riley]

I'd rather feel a bit of guilt now I just feel soiled

 

[ShaunCorbs]

I'd rather feel a bit of guilt now I just feel soiled

thats yin and yang, you have sinned and had sweet sweet thoughts about another one

 

[Riley]

Not so much sweet sweet thoughts just staring in disbelief at a surprise axe wound

 

[jonnyswamp]

The mods are very quiet, you've pm'd them the pics haven't you

 

[Riley]

I tried to send one to Adam for his moderation but he couldn't open it

 

[Riley]

So to speak

 

[ShaunCorbs]

I tried to send one to Adam for his moderation but he couldn't open it

😀 or hes still not back

 

[Riley]

He did make some comments about being in the toilet

 

[Best]

Think of this image to calm yourself.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Not sure I can post the rest as we have female members

yes you can,they are open minded

 

[Riley]

Think of this image to calm yourself.
View attachment 25575

Some Things you just can't unsee

 

[rpm]

Some Things you just can't unsee

Someone pass me the bottle of mind bleach!

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Someone pass me the bottle of mind bleach!

Macallan 25+ that would be then

 

[rpm]

Macallan 25+ that would be then

Don`t care what it`s called as long as it works and that image is gone!

 

[Rickster123]

Think of this image to calm yourself.
View attachment 25575

As I can't open the pic Riley sent this'll have to do...

 

[Riley]

Don`t care what it`s called as long as it works and that image is gone!

I think I'd have to err on the side of caution and poke my eyes out

 

[Riley]

As I can't open the pic Riley sent this'll have to do...

Sorry Adam

 

[ShaunCorbs]

I think I'd have to err on the side of caution and poke my eyes out

for a charge

 

[Rickster123]

Sorry Adam

Total waste of good olive oil that was!

 

[lame plumber]

new name required here, dont any of you have older daughters, you get sights like that every weekend when their mates come to stay, puts a hell of a strain on your heart.

 

[SimonG]

Been out since seven and still no more photo's.

 

[Best]

Been out since seven and still no more photo's.

I sent a photo in to compensate, but it's a lot to take in.

 

[Meady]

I think you have everyone's consent to post the rest of the photos on here 🙂

 

[Meady]

Will it help if I send you my phone number or email to send them to :grin: :rofl:

 

[Leo21]

Think of this image to calm yourself.
View attachment 25575

Agh, built for comfort, not speed.

 

[Meady]

Agh, built for comfort, not speed.

I haven't opened it yet, and in not sure if I want to 🙂

 

[Leo21]

I haven't opened it yet, and in not sure if I want to 🙂

Deer God! Open what?

 

[oz-plumber]

The whole thing smells of blackmail.

Send her a picture of your 'oldfella' and I bet you will be asked for money not to send it onto your wife.

'Meet' her and I bet you will be asked for money so the videos will not be sent onto your wife.

 

[plumben]

If it was me I'd show the missus the messages and your replied that your happy with your wife Too earn the extra brownie points and then you can keep the pictures 😉