Open Bar.

[Resolute]

Finished work for the day and the bars open so who's joining me tonight?

 

[Dotty]

Rude not to! Mine's a hobgoblin please.

 

[Ermintrude]

I'm babysitting so mine is a treble [edit ] please

 

[SimonG]

Oh go on then. Ill have a guiness please.

 

[Rickster123]

I'll have a fanta

 

[plumber0808]

I will be bouncing off the walls soon. Wooohhooo E numbers

 

[Rickster123]

I will be bouncing off the walls soon. Wooohhooo E numbers

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i thought they'd banned that after kids started turning into umpa lumpa's! ....(no offence croppie)

 

[plumber0808]

It looks orange, has oranges on it but tastes nothing like orange.

more like a liquid sugar. Yummy

 

[Deleted member 7121]

Double monkeys shoulder for me cheers

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I'll be greedy and have a bottle of red pls

 

[Ray Stafford]

I'll be greedy and have a bottle of red pls

I'll join you in that decision. Another bottle of red over here please.

 

[Centralheatking]

I have 4x carling can i join you - been away a while but
can tell stories if cropp buys thenext round !

centralheatking

 

[Resolute]

Hope you've all had a good week. I'm gonna have a few tonight I thinks!

 

[townfanjon]

A jug of Sangrea would do very nicely

 

[Resolute]

A jug of Sangrea would do very nicely

Proper sangria or the carp they serve on all inclusive?

 

[townfanjon]

resolute ... yes defo proper if you can get it.
Plenty jugs shortly , Fuerteventura bound a week today... Get in !!!!!!

 

[Dotty]

I have 4x carling can i join you - been away a while but
can tell stories if cropp buys thenext round !

centralheatking

Getting somewhat paradoxical now.

What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?

 

[julesverne]

Am on crabbies ninja beer tonight

 

[SimonG]

Getting somewhat paradoxical now.

What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?

No idea but my glass is empty, so this immovable object is off to the fridge 🙂

 

[Leo21]

Getting through some Timothy Taylor landlords at the mo. Fancy some munchies, what's everyone's choice of beer fuelled nibbles?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Getting through some Timothy Taylor landlords at the mo. Fancy some munchies, what's everyone's choice of beer fuelled nibbles?

Peanuts with beer. Cheese and biscuits with wine.

 

[Leo21]

Peanuts with beer. Cheese and biscuits with wine.

Come on Ray, haldiki olives and sun dried tomatoes with wine.

commoner.

 

[Rickster123]

Getting through some Timothy Taylor landlords at the mo. Fancy some munchies, what's everyone's choice of beer fuelled nibbles?

Salt and pepper cashews and kettle crisps. And the kids Easter eggs when they're asleep.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Come on Ray, haldiki olives and sun dried tomatoes with wine.

Sounds disgusting and a waste of good wine. Or in my case, a waste of a supremely average Cab Sav, Tesco own label.

commoner.

Guilty.

 

[mutley racers]

I'll have a fanta

Are you ok?

 

[gasmanrob]

Newcastle brown over hear when you're ready ta

 

[Rickster123]

Are you ok?

Poxy toothache. It's the one that played up last year and it's come back to haunt me.

 

[Leo21]

Poxy toothache. It's the one that played up last year and it's come back to haunt me.

To much sweet stuff Adam.

 

[Rickster123]

To much sweet stuff Adam.

naff off!!

 

[Leo21]

naff off!!

Makes you hyper as well.

 

[mutley racers]

Poxy toothache. It's the one that played up last year and it's come back to haunt me.

Did you book a dentist appointment but when it arrived it miraculously healed so you didn't go?

Want some novacaine?

 

[Rickster123]

Makes you hyper as well.

I've never suffered with that. I'm more sluggish.

 

[Rickster123]

Did you book a dentist appointment but when it arrived it miraculously healed so you didn't go?

Want some novacaine?

Haha yes yes that's exactly what happened.... Git!

 

[Ermintrude]

Poxy toothache. It's the one that played up last year and it's come back to haunt me.

Euthamol tooth paste and corsydil . The toothpaste will burn your lips but it will kill bacteria in 30 seconds

 

[gasmanrob]

Poxy toothache. It's the one that played up last year and it's come back to haunt me.

Ive got ambersol to take the edge off, then 2 codeine and 1 ibuprofen for the pain and inflammation. Also keep my eyes out for any left over amoxicillin I case an infection flares up. Been using toothy pegs temp repair on it lasts about a month before it needs re doing been getting buy for about 2 years now.

went in to have it removed 2 years ago and this tiny little dentist couldn't pull it out she had a knee on my chest the works. Was ment to go and be knocked out for it but haven't found the time to do it and they don't work Sundays so I'll carry on till I can get a day off

 

[mutley racers]

Newcastle brown over hear when you're ready ta

I used to love this stuff while out clubbing. Hadn't had it in 10yrs thought

 

[turnpin]

Been on the Peroni tonight so may as well continue with same ta...regards Turnpin:smile5:

 

[Ermintrude]

Oh bar snacks.... Raw black pudding cubed pickled onions, cubes of real Red Leicester and gurkins. A local dish I was awaken to on a Sunday session in the rose- lovely bar top of the bigg market. Most people wouldn't even drink in there let alone eat bar snacks.

Another excellent addition to a beverage, corndbeef and tomato in crusty bun added to by cheese and onion chrisps. (Crown posada - another beautiful establishment)

 

[gasmanrob]

Fancy a pickled egg now I think of it and a bag of scampi frys

 

[mutley racers]

Oh bar snacks.... Raw black pudding cubed pickled onions, cubes of real Red Leicester and gurkins. A local dish I was awaken to on a Sunday session in the rose- lovely bar top of the bigg market. Most people wouldn't even drink in there let alone eat bar snacks.

I dig the pickled onions ans cheese but, raw pigs blood and gall bladder is hmmmm

 

[Ermintrude]

Scampi fries my best mate and I used to live on Stella and scampi frys when at IV form

 

[Leo21]

Ooh gotta love pig products, black pudding with brown sauce or pork scratchings.

 

[gasmanrob]

Scampi fries my best mate and I used to live on Stella and scampi frys when at IV form

Shouldnt to that be VI

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Ah yeah I love the really fatty ones....pork scratchings I mean!

 

[Ermintrude]

No we were heavy drinkers in. 4th form

 

[mutley racers]

Bushmills for me please. Nothing can beat the worlds oldest whiskey

 

[Killy Bing]

A bottle of Jägermeister please....

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

The question should be, what do you eat when you get home from the boozer?

i favour 2 rounds of bacon sarnies or an egg banjo.

 

[Leo21]

Ah yeah I love the really fatty ones....pork scratchings I mean!

Norhing wrong with liking the fatty ones, that's why alcohol was invented.

 

[Ermintrude]

If we are on shots now two Maris Mayans Absinthe. And a red bull with frozen Jägermeister

 

[Ermintrude]

Home good is crunchy nut or dominoes garlic pot on a Mars bar!

 

[Leo21]

Home good is crunchy nut or dominoes garlic pot on a Mars bar!

Sounds like your morphing into AP.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Norhing wrong with liking the fatty ones, that's why alcohol was invented.

Funny that, I was saying to my brother earlier skinny woman are for boys and real men like a bit of meat haha

 

[Resolute]

I'm on the cheese and biscuits! As for shots you can't beat Franjelico!

And as for garlic on a Mars bar....... Really????

 

[Ermintrude]

I'm on the cheese and biscuits! As for shots you can't beat Franjelico!

And as for garlic on a Mars bar....... Really????

Try it then tell me I'm wrong

 

[Ray Stafford]

I'm on the cheese and biscuits!

Good man.

Me too. Hovis digestives, Waitrose somerset ploughmans cheddar and tescos chilean cab sav. Us pompey boys know how to live well. 🙂

 

[Resolute]

Try it then tell me I'm wrong

If I ever have a Mars bar, garlic dip and am drunk enough at the same time then I will!

 

[Resolute]

Good man.

Me too. Hovis digestives, Waitrose somerset ploughmans cheddar and tescos chilean cab sav. Us pompey boys know how to live well. 🙂
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I love those hovis digestives!


I'm now on the Carling (chucking lager), eaten my president Brie, Tesco Danish blue and Jacobs cream crackers!

 

[Rickster123]

Good man.

Me too. Hovis digestives, Waitrose somerset ploughmans cheddar and tescos chilean cab sav. Us pompey boys know how to live well. 🙂
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no butter? Bit dry!

 

[Ray Stafford]

no butter? Bit dry!

Mate, the cholesterol police have been round. Butter is off the menu for me. Just healthy cheddar and red wine.

Living the dream.

 

[Ray Stafford]

I love those hovis digestives!


eaten my president Brie, Tesco Danish blue and Jacobs cream crackers!

Mmmmm.

President Camembert - buy it in mid november, keep in fridge ready for Christmas/new year snacks. It needs to be alive and runny, and seeking asylum.

Has to be with one and only Jacobs cream cracker.

 

[Dotty]

The question should be, what do you eat when you get home from the boozer?

i favour 2 rounds of bacon sarnies or an egg banjo.

Ooooo deffo an egg banjo! Either with red rocking or aramat.

 

[Leo21]

Funny that, I was saying to my brother earlier skinny woman are for boys and real men like a bit of meat haha

Thats a nice way of saying when you get older you have less options.

 

[Ermintrude]

Egg banjo ?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ooooo deffo an egg banjo! Either with red rocking or aramat.

My colleague John has a post p1ss up fave.

He creates an egg sandwich by placing an egg (still in shell) between two slices of bread, and slapping down hard.

He then eats the sarnie - shell, runny egg and all.

 

[mutley racers]

Good man.

Me too. Hovis digestives, Waitrose somerset ploughmans cheddar and tescos chilean cab sav. Us pompey boys know how to live well. 🙂
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Blimey, what kind of glass is that? Surely cheese and biscuits is a sophisticated kind of thing that needs a sophisticated glass to drink the wine out of?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Thats a nice way of saying when you get older you have less options.

My options list is just the same as when I was 20.

Its only the prices that have altered. 🙁

 

[Ray Stafford]

Blimey, what kind of glass is that? Surely cheese and biscuits is a sophisticated kind of thing that needs a sophisticated glass to drink the wine out of?

Yeah, you would think, wouldn't you?

Life as a merchant doesn't afford different glass types for different drinks. We aren't all loaded plumbers! I'm just pleased I don't have to drink out of the bottle any more...

 

[Leo21]

My options list is just the same as when I was 20.

Its just the prices that have altered. 🙁

Please clarify Ray, what exactly were/are you paying for?

 

[Dotty]

Egg banjo ?

Fried egg sandwich.

My colleague John has a post p1ss up fave.

He creates an egg sandwich by placing an egg (still in shell) between two slices of bread, and slapping down hard.

He then eats the sarnie - shell, runny egg and all.

I do that too when I know I'm too wobbly to cook......

I don't do it too often because someone else throws a wobbly when she gets up and see's the kitchen......

 

[Ermintrude]

Gutted!

G
Bagel it is then

 

[Leo21]

Yeah, you would think, wouldn't you?

Life as a merchant doesn't afford different glass types for different drinks. We aren't all loaded plumbers! I'm just pleased I don't have to drink out of the bottle any more...

My r,SSS, you just can't bothered to get up and re fill.

 

[mutley racers]

Shish kebab with cheesy chips. You cannot beat it

 

[Leo21]

Gutted!

G
Bagel it is then

A fridge can tell you a lot about someone, yours is telling me your Mrs is the boss.

 

[Rickster123]

A fridge can tell you a lot about someone, yours is telling me your Mrs is the boss.

Pmsl!

 

[Ermintrude]

I'm soo tempted to bin this bagel and go for a monster kebab

 

[Dotty]

I just found a packet of hotdogs in the fridge. They're gone now. And I'm attacking the Glenlivet...

 

[Ray Stafford]

Please clarify Ray, what exactly were/are you paying for?

Here we go Leo - a complete answer to your question, with photos for clarity.

If all you see is puppies and kittens, it means that your computer has been downloading too much p o r n and has overloaded the net-nanny.

 

[Dotty]

Shish kebab with cheesy chips. You cannot beat it

The thought of cheesy chips turns me..

 

[Ermintrude]

The stupid thing is I went shopping four days ago and spent £140 as she's to preggers to move, and fridge still is poop!

 

[Dotty]

The worst part of living over here is I can't get a decent kebab. They don't understand them. I could murder a kofte.

 

[Ermintrude]

Actually a generic supermarket pasty nuked till it's soggy with a knife fork and good splodge of HP or daddies

 

[Dotty]

The stupid thing is I went shopping four days ago and spent £140 as she's to preggers to move, and fridge still is poop!

So, in a nutshell, everything's your own fault.....

 

[Ray Stafford]

So, in a nutshell, everything's your own fault.....

Apart from his missus being preggers, obviously. 🙂

 

[Leo21]

The thought of cheesy chips turns me on

Oooh John.

 

[Ermintrude]

Apart from his missus being preggers, obviously. 🙂

Lad next door owned up last week . Rest of you are off the hook

 

[Ray Stafford]

Lad next door owned up last week . Rest of you are off the hook

Phew. The kittens and puppies camouflage worked...

 

[Dotty]

Lad next door owned up last week . Rest of you are off the hook

I knew I was in the clear after the two house bricks and a bit of string incident.....

 

[Rickster123]

I knew I was in the clear after the two house bricks and a bit of string incident.....

House bricks? Who you kidding! Lego blocks!

 

[mutley racers]

Actually a generic supermarket pasty nuked till it's soggy with a knife fork and good splodge of HP or daddies

That's just.wrong. No pasty should be soggy. It should be crunchy with potatoes and swede and carrots and lots and lots of black pepper and Her Majesties sauce

 

[Dotty]

House bricks? Who you kidding! Lego blocks!

Yeah ok Lego bricks. 2 bit Lego bricks.

You gobby shyte........

 

[Dotty]

That's just.wrong. No pasty should be soggy. It should be crunchy with potatoes and swede and carrots and lots and lots of black pepper and Her Majesties sauce

By all accounts it should survive a drop down a pit shaft......

 

[Ermintrude]

Phew. The kittens and puppies camouflage worked...

She's been getting fecked by a merchant aswell? Thought I was the only one getting bent over by merchants.........

 

[Ermintrude]

By all accounts it should survive a drop down a pit shaft......

Cornish tin mines only 5cm deep so my tesco dogger will be fine

 

[Ray Stafford]

She's been getting fecked by a merchant aswell? Thought I was the only one getting bent over by merchants.........

Yeah. You all think that.

How we laugh at the merchants convention. 🙂

 

[Ermintrude]

Some music as the radio is off

http://m.wimp.com/unexpectedsound/

 

[Dotty]

Yeah. You all think that.

How we laugh at the merchants convention. 🙂

So there IS someone who explains jokes to you lot!

 

[Ray Stafford]

So there IS someone who explains jokes to you lot!

No. No there isn't.

All our jokes are at your expense. You wouldn't understand. It's cute that you think you would, really it is.

But no.

LOL