Show us yer mug!

[neily01]

Me and the boy

 

[villa_tom]

View attachment 12347Me and the boy

Nice picture. But you both have some ****e on your tops 🙂

 

[Rickster123]

When my son was born the first thing I bought was a tiny palace kit!

 

[neily01]

Nice picture. But you both have some ****e on your tops 🙂

That hurts! The only way that could hurt anymore is if you double footed studs up jumped into me backside. Nice one Kun!!!

 

[Kyle87]

Old threaded copper ??? u sure

Old, heavy and definitely copper!!!

 

[on31ll]

scrap ! scrap ! scrap ! taxman!!!

 

[Kyle87]

scrap ! scrap ! scrap ! taxman!!!

Don't know what your on about I'm installing that!!

 

[on31ll]

Good lad ! Recycling !

 

[PlumbersMate]

When my son was born the first thing I bought was a tiny palace kit!

Both my boys were wrapped in the same QPR blanket, first thing they both wore ever. Poor little buggers lol

 

[Rickster123]

Both my boys were wrapped in the same QPR blanket, first thing they both wore ever. Poor little buggers lol

Dont get them a shirt with redknapp on the back.. He never sticks around long!

 

[PlumbersMate]

Dont get them a shirt with redknapp on the back.. He never sticks around long!

Wouldn't anyway too many letters would cost a bomb lol wish we would sign Demba Ba!

 

[Masood]

Would I be right in saying this is known as 20 thread or is that something else???

Yeah, that's the stuff. I'd never seen it before last summer when I did a bathroom refit in Loughborough. I thought it was iron as well, until I undid it and saw the colour!

 

[Dannypipe]

I've never come across it. Looks like a nice visit to the scrap man is in order after stripping some of that out!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Wasn't smiling earlier when I had to get the first fix done before a chippy could start. Old threaded copper pipe. The 3/4 was fine with ef adapters but could I get any fitting on the 1/2 inch. The walls of the pipe were so bloody thick. Like nothing I've ever seen before. Not a single fitting in the box would go on this pipe until I got the 15mm slip coupling on it. Think the pipework had been there
about 60 years.
Perseverance paid off.

Bottom line, I wasn't smiling!!

girl just hammer the ******* on

 

[Dannypipe]

Theres my mug, taken on Saturday. I'm squinting a bit I know!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Your dad has a nice sun glases 🙂

 

[Linkyplumb]

This is me, I am the one with the glasses on:biggrin5:

 

[Rickster123]

Me and the love of my life!

 

[stevetheplumber]

heres my mug

 

[SafeGasInstall]

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Me and the love of my life!

why is that man so happy touching you

 

[SafeGasInstall]

View attachment 12547heres my mug

who plays nintendo games

 

[neily01]

who plays nintendo games

I cant see the kids wanting to be the next phill ivey

 

[Rickster123]

why is that man so happy touching you

Because the stupid idiot has spent all his wages on shiney tackle and bait!

 

[Resolute]

 

[Keefy]

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That burger is bigger than your head, no way you got your chops around that.

 

[Resolute]

That burger is bigger than your head, no way you got your chops around that.

Had to eat it in stages, was one of those challenge's. I almost made it but had too much beer in my belly to finish it!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Because the stupid idiot has spent all his wages on shiney tackle and bait!

Pls take me fishing with you , I promise I will drink as much as I can and will keep an eye on the rods all night long !
I am serious about the fishing

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Had to eat it in stages, was one of those challenge's. I almost made it but had too much beer in my belly to finish it!

Did you finish it ?

 

[Rickster123]

Pls take me fishing with you , I promise I will drink as much as I can and will keep an eye on the rods all night long !
I am serious about the fishing

That would be a pleasure stan. Sea fishing or carp fishing?

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Anything tbh , u have my own two carp rods which I could use for carp , I had one for see fishing but have it to my uncle as I stop going see fishing in for mackerel ! I would like a deep see fishing on a boat with few other members and if we lucky we could catch something big and have a few drinks ! I am up for it been sea or a lake , system 3 did promise throut fishing weekend in Scotland so we better get that one organised before we need visas to go there 🙂 lol

 

[Resolute]

Did you finish it ?

Almost, couldn't manage the bottom of the bun and one of the chicken patties in it!

 

[WaterTight]

Where are you in that photo? There's a picture of a bloke getting sucked off in the background? 🙂

It's the Sex Museum in Amsterdam. Well, it was either that or Anne Frank.



Here's another.

 

[Sid Viscous]

Here you go guys!

 

[Keefy]

Here you go guys!

You look like a murderer (alleged) I know.

 

[Sid Viscous]

It wasn't me, I wasn't there, nobody saw me do it, you'll never prove anything! :nono:

 

[Keefy]

It wasn't me, I wasn't there, nobody saw me do it, you'll never prove anything! :nono:

Ha, I was saying I know someone who looks like you, not that you look like a murderer. Suppose it can be read either way but seeing as you got defensive I now have my suspicions. :uhoh2:

 

[mjt]

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Have you just hurled in that Basin?

 

[Kyle87]

So handsome I need to cover my face so as to give you guys a fair chance with the ladies!!

 

[Leo21]

Looks like a young Hannibal Lecter.

 

[villa_tom]

So handsome I need to cover my face so as to give you guys a fair chance with the ladies!!

Real men don't wear PPE 🙂

 

[kay-jay]

Real men don't wear PPE 🙂

Tom i hate to be the one to break the bad news to you but real men don't wear that there gay clobber that you posted links up to.

Nor do they have snot tattooed on their aris 🙂

 

[villa_tom]

Tom i hate to be the one to break the bad news to you but real men don't wear that there gay clobber that you posted links up to.

Nor do they have snot tattooed on their aris 🙂

ive never really like you 🙂

 

[kay-jay]

ive never really like you 🙂

Careful tom....i have your mobile number

 

[TomLane]

Careful tom....i have your mobile number

So does most of the gay community of the UK! ;-)

 

[Kyle87]

So does most of the gay community of the UK! ;-)

It's normally plastered all over te toilets round brum!

 

[Kyle87]

Real men don't wear PPE 🙂

It's not PPE , it's kinky, sexy time fetish wear!!!!

 

[Dotty]

So does most of the gay community of the UK! ;-)

Uh oh.... I've got his number too..... Ah no!!!

 

[TomLane]

Uh oh.... I've got his number too..... Ah no!!!

Say no more........

 

[Dannypipe]

Yeah, and we all know why you've both got his number. It's a love triangle.

 

[TomLane]

Uh oh.... I've got his number too..... Ah no!!!

Can't blame this one on an iPad autocorrection! That's Zebs job!!

 

[Keefy]

Looks like a young Hannibal Lecter.

Or Jeff Goldblum.

 

[Dotty]

Can't blame this one on an iPad autocorrection! That's Zebs job!!

The really annoying thing is I didn't know I was until you pointed it out.

How the hell am I going to break it to Mrs Croppie?

And how the hell do I get over the fact I've never ever looked at another bloke and thought "I'll give him one!"

And what if when doing it I find out I don't like it?

This gay stuff is so confusing!

 

[Rickster123]

The really annoying thing is I didn't know I was until you pointed it out.

How the hell am I going to break it to Mrs Croppie?

And how the hell do I get over the fact I've never ever looked at another bloke and thought "I'll give him one!"

And what if when doing it I find out I don't like it?

This gay stuff is so confusing!

I was with a bird who stuck her thumb somewhere once. I knew at that moment it would never be for me!

 

[Kyle87]

I was with a bird who stuck her thumb somewhere once. I knew at that moment it would never be for me!

Lol she gave you a thumbs up!!

 

[Dotty]

I was with a bird who stuck her thumb somewhere once. I knew at that moment it would never be for me!

Wouldn't it be worrying if you thought "ooh I like that!"

 

[Keefy]

Wouldn't it be worrying if you thought "ooh I like that!"

Reading that post of yours and seeing 'You like this' at the bottom has me confused now.

 

[Rickster123]

Wouldn't it be worrying if you thought "ooh I like that!"

Never turn your back on a bird from Bromley!

 

[TomLane]

Reading that post of yours and seeing 'You like this' at the bottom has me confused now.

Confused sexually or confused in general?

Have we another closet raver?

 

[Keefy]

Confused sexually or confused in general?

Have we another closet raver?

Nah, my chocolate speed-chute is one way only - OUT.

 

[kay-jay]

I've never ever looked at another bloke and thought "I'll give him one!

Only cos you're too selfish.
You look at blokes and think "i hope he gives me one"

 

[TomLane]

Nah, my chocolate speed-chute is one way only - OUT.

Could be a giver, not receiver?!

 

[Keefy]

Could be a giver, not receiver?!

Will you leave me alone, I DON'T BUM MEN!

 

[Rickster123]

Will you leave me alone, I DON'T BUM MEN!

Me thinks she doth protest too much!

 

[Dotty]

Never turn your back on a bird from Bromley!

Never ever admit to going with a bird from Bromley!

 

[TomLane]

Will you leave me alone, I DON'T BUM MEN!

Okay, I believe you!

Although they do say thou dost protest too much!!

 

[TomLane]

Me thinks she doth protest too much!

Great minds!

Well mine is, yours just copied mine!

 

[Dotty]

Only cos you're too selfish.
You look at blokes and think "i hope he gives me one"

If i'm brutally honest I'd only sleep with them in the vain hope they'd buy me a drink!

 

[Dotty]

Will you leave me alone, I DON'T BUM MEN!

Not when there's sheep for the taking!

 

[TomLane]

Not when there's sheep for the taking!

Oh no he didn't!!!

 

[Keefy]

 

[Dotty]

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You definately seem to have insider knowledge there.......

 

[Kyle87]

You definately seem to have insider knowledge there.......

It's not insider knowledge. ..........
It's insidehim knowledge

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Ladyboys wanna be you lot

 

[TomLane]

Don't hate the player, hate the game Stan!