things a gas engineer / plumber would never say

[Barry98]

no i get all my bits from B & Q



course ill fit your second hand boiler and if it does not work after ive spent a day putting it in theres no charge

 

[kay-jay]

oh yes i'd love to hear your life story while i work

 

[kay-jay]

of course i respect my apprentice

 

[GQuigley67]

would you mind watching over my shoulder and ask all your curious questions while I work ? it helps me relax

 

[moogwai]

No cash thanks....I prefer a cheque.

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[leelister6]

Yes love, i'll look at half a dozen other jobs for nowt "While i'm here"

 

[leelister6]

Yes, I get 60% off at the supplier and i'll pass that right along to you

 

[SimonG]

Course I can tape the hoover to my drill when I'm drilling holes.

Course I do interest free credit, just call me mr brightside

 

[unguided1]

No thanks I dont drink tea!!!!

 

[leelister6]

Is there any chance your husband could take all this old copper to the tip for me?!

 

[unguided1]

Yes of course yer home made underfloor heating system will work without any control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

dont worry i have traveled 60 miles to fix your boiler at night on a friday because you had no gas its no problem

 

[moogwai]

No thanks I dont drink tea!!!!

Lol.....I do actually say that as I don't drink tea or coffee! Weird I know!

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[diamondgas]

........No!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Lol.....I do actually say that as I don't drink tea or coffee! Weird I know!

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are you ill?????lol

 

[moogwai]

I know I know........it goes all the way back to when I was an 9 year old lad walking to school after drinking a cup of tea and all of a sudden that nasty cup of tea flew out of my mouth and shot out of my nose!! And I've never touched it since......just don't like hot drinks......please don't hate me and make me the forum outcast!

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[unguided1]

Lol.....I do actually say that as I don't drink tea or coffee! Weird I know!

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Lol weirdo!!!

 

[GQuigley67]

your not alone mate i dont like tea or coffee either, bovril is my hot drink lol but i doubt alot of customers stock it!

 

[Dannypipe]

would you mind watching over my shoulder and ask all your curious questions while I work ? it helps me relax

That's a good one!

 

[AWheating]

of course we are a well known company, have you not seen me on rogue traders?