Hi just poped round from next door seen you were working here, i have a B & Q flex outside tap kit that,s leaking could you change it to a copper pipe and i will give you a tenner!!!!
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Barry98
you want me to give you a hand mrs smith save the batteries in that thing
Not a problem! There'll probably be some change as well!
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Mikey456
Lucky i didnt feint onto the floor behind her! Coulda of been problems if i fell face first into her rse
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REDSAW
it does not tell sit in the van .....front or in the back 🙂🙂🙂
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Dotty
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
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benfisher
"No Mrs Smith, i think you've got the wrong end of the stick, matt allwright works for me in my marketing & promotions department"
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Barry98
this happend today
scuse me mate any chance i could borrow that drill when you've finished so i can put a hole through my wall for the tumble dryer save sticking it through window.
best bit is he lived about 3 doors away from where i was working cheeky sod
scuse me mate any chance i could borrow that drill when you've finished so i can put a hole through my wall for the tumble dryer save sticking it through window.
best bit is he lived about 3 doors away from where i was working cheeky sod
hahahahahahaha some people have no shame
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kay-jay
postdated cheque...sure no problem
Yes no problem i can fit your bathroom stuff /boiler you bought second hand off Ebay.
I get all my gear off the car boot sale
Sure you can still use the sink whilst I am fixing the trap.
Blocked toilet - you should go and see a doctor before you call the plumber
Is that bathroom suite supposed to be that cream colour or has it just not been cleaned for years?
Yes Mrs B, there seems to be a bad smell coming from the drain, oh wait perhaps you should try using the shower more often.
Don't know if the bath will take the weight of 3 people.
Wait I'll just go and get my dust cloth to put on your carpet to keep my overalls clean.
Yes love, you just go and have yourself a shower and I'l check there are no leaks from it.
I get all my gear off the car boot sale
Sure you can still use the sink whilst I am fixing the trap.
Blocked toilet - you should go and see a doctor before you call the plumber
Is that bathroom suite supposed to be that cream colour or has it just not been cleaned for years?
Yes Mrs B, there seems to be a bad smell coming from the drain, oh wait perhaps you should try using the shower more often.
Don't know if the bath will take the weight of 3 people.
Wait I'll just go and get my dust cloth to put on your carpet to keep my overalls clean.
Yes love, you just go and have yourself a shower and I'l check there are no leaks from it.
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put some clothes on damn you !! your scaring my apprentice
"The customer is always right" Mmmmmmmmmm!
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secret squirrel
I'm sure it was working before I got here.....
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plumberdarren
No its Fine mrs, i dont mind waiting an extra hour while you 'pop' to the cash point ! (they know your coming , they know the price beforehand but never have the money ready grrrr)
mrs smith which way do i wrap this ptfe around this thread ?
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dontknowitall
When did you last see your toes?
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Billy Bob Bob
lol i dont think the toilet you bought from b=q is designed for zoo animals madam you must weigh at least 30 stone you fat git
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dontknowitall
Is that buzzing your phone?
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REDSAW
no sir, i dont mind at all that someone else installed your cooker this sunday morning. i wouldnt expect you to waste your money phoning to let me know, anyways, i pass this way once a year on the way to my holidays.
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dontknowitall
Something I did say ...
I was working with another plumber recently (brilliant plumber and much, much better than me I hasten to add). He was chatting to customer and I heard the customer ask, "How often, say out of 10 boilers, when you install a boiler, does it go wrong?" Before the poor chap could answer I shouted, "EVERY TIME!"
I was working with another plumber recently (brilliant plumber and much, much better than me I hasten to add). He was chatting to customer and I heard the customer ask, "How often, say out of 10 boilers, when you install a boiler, does it go wrong?" Before the poor chap could answer I shouted, "EVERY TIME!"
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Billy Bob Bob
you should have said never .........except yours
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jhon lennon
no i would prefer a cheque
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bantamgas
I'm just surprised at the amount of customers called Smith.......i've not worked for anything called Smith yet.
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jhon lennon
no love ive just had a brew and cake
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jhon lennon
its ok leave him in i love big dogs
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jhon lennon
i usually start at 730 in the morning and stay till the job is done
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jhon lennon
thought you were a copper when i saw the uniform in the wardrobe but whats the whip for
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jhon lennon
no you cant have a shower whilst ime working in the bathroom love you might get me soapy and wet
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jhon lennon
can you both go and try your new underwear on in another room while i work in hear ladies
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