UKPF biggest loser

[lame plumber]

let me help you. You're northern, so cut out pies, gravy, ale oh and chips with curry sauce. Job done.

I can say these things because I'm naturally toned.

I can see a news paper headline soon "Plumber found in empty house nailed to the floor by his scrotum", no witnesses, and he wasnt found for several days hence his loss in weight 🙂

 

[julesverne]

let me help you. You're northern, so cut out pies, gravy, ale oh and chips with curry sauce. Job done.

I can say these things because I'm naturally toned.

for me its more like chinese takeaway, indian takeaway donner kebabs it used to be maccie D's on a dinner time bit missus makes me butties now.

 

[Dotty]

The worst thing that'll hit us is the craving for something sweet.

This makes a bit of interesting reading.

Best and worst sweets - Best and worst sweets: No. 2 - Polos - goodtoknow

 

[Ermintrude]

The worst thing that'll hit us is the craving for something sweet.

This makes a bit of interesting reading.

Best and worst sweets - Best and worst sweets: No. 2 - Polos - goodtoknow

I'm on polo now! Nice link tho? You a regular reader ?

 

[Dotty]

I'm on polo now! Nice link tho? You a regular reader ?

Nope. I'm sitting eating a polo too and just wondered.....

 

[Rickster123]

I'm eating a bag of minstrels.

 

[Ermintrude]

I did in a large mint aero and two slices of brioche. Blasted co op and it's stupid discounts ! Love a bargain as much as I loves food

 

[Dotty]

I'm eating a bag of minstrels.

I used to feel sorry for you having to live off colostomy bag contents.

But now you deserve all you get.

 

[Rickster123]

I used to feel sorry for you having to live off colostomy bag contents.

But now you deserve all you get.

I have to hide these sugary treats around the house. It's a battle for survival!

 

[SimonG]

I can say these things because I'm naturally stoned.

I always thought the waccy baccy gave you the munchies 🙂

 

[zeebeedee]

Can I make a suggestion. Rather than weight or bmi why don't you do body fat percentage. Muscle is heavier than fat so just going by weight is not a true indication.

 

[IDCHAPPY]

its a deserving cause Adam like so many others.

i must admit i viewing this challenge with a lot of nerves im not sure i will be strong enough to succeed. my target weight is 14 st and a step down from 36 waist to a 34.

I'm hoping to get into a 32 jeans for the first time in about 20 years :lol:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Can I make a suggestion. Rather than weight or bmi why don't you do body fat percentage. Muscle is heavier than fat so just going by weight is not a true indication.

Whatever floats people's boat. How do you work it out Zeb?

 

[zeebeedee]

Whatever floats people's boat. How do you work it out Zeb?

It would require the use of fat analysis scales either at home or in health centers/gyms

 

[Ray Stafford]

It would require the use of fat analysis scales either at home or in health centers/gyms

I wasn't planning to go to the gym. Its all I can manage to open the fridge and frantically tear the packaging off the next pork pie.

 

[IDCHAPPY]

What's a Gym?

 

[mountainman]

It would require the use of fat analysis scales either at home or in health centers/gyms

I've got an FGA (fat g*t analyser) 😛

 

[Dotty]

Can I make a suggestion. Rather than weight or bmi why don't you do body fat percentage. Muscle is heavier than fat so just going by weight is not a true indication.

^^^^^^^^^ this.

This is exactly why I'm going by waistband.

When I played rugby I was declared clinically obese. I had hardly any fat on me in those days. I could've lifted the doctor and run round the hospital with him on my shoulders without breaking sweat.

Mind you, was 20 odd years ago!

 

[mountainman]

How many?

 

[Dotty]

What year is it now?