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Had a friend pay a lot of money to have all sorts of tests and treatments done and took nearly 2 years for it to happen others I know have tried for just as long with no success.

Everyone I know that has fallen pregnant quickly the wife included have all been of the attitude were not trying but we're not being careful either. As a couple we are ready but we have plenty to do in our lives if we don't.

Our 2nd was a complete surprise. Where I'd been fixing up the house we'd been living At the outlaws and nookie was strictly off the books then the wedding night a little drunk and worse for wear a Christopher was conceived no planning no fuss just one of those things.

Don't put pressure on a situation it will ruin the enjoyment of the actual conception and puts unnecessary strains on relationships if itdoesn't happen right away
 
I am getting a little worried about my age, not the wifes. Not that my little tad poles will dry out or become lazy but, that I won't be able to play football with my kids. Or any sport for that matter. Which has always been a dream of mine

When you got a toddler and just finished a 14hr shift in black hole of Calcutta you are so tired u can't eat. You will run faster than bolt!
 
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Agree with erm, you nearly always mange to find the energy to play with the kids, even when you have had v little sleep, done 12 hour shift for 5 days. Nothing brings a bigger smile when you walk through the door and the kids come screaming down the hall
 
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Puke, p I s s and crap and that's just you, wait till you see what the kid does
 
Yeh. And DONT let them in van. I get in and he wants to get in van or fix boilers. It's lovely. Also points out every "gas saver" (GS logo) knows inside of a boiler now tho. He's two and probably shame some level twos!
 
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Yeh. And DONT let them in van. I get in and he wants to get in van or fix boilers. It's lovely. Also points out every "gas saver" (GS logo) knows inside of a boiler now tho. He's two and probably shame some level twos!


Daddy van, daddy van, daddy van. Daddy work shop.....all day! Not got the gas saver yet but he is obsessed with tractors, lorries and bob. Has his own tool kit... Drill boat level screwdrivers etc and loves sitting up front in the cab or running around the back whilst I'm cleaning it out. To me and you it's just work but to them it's a mysterious place we disappear to everyday so you can understand the excitement.


I can remember back when I was about 9/10 years old my dad was the only one with a lorry! How cool was I turning up to school in that! So I can kind of see the fascination with it all
 
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Again you change and get over it very quick my advise do as many as you can when they are first born then slowly ease off as you introduce actual food that's when I let the wife take over nappy duty.

Trust me if you have to do nappies the first 3 months is when you want to do them!
 
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And how you turn round to get the wipes and suddenly it's up the walls, floors and sofa and you are thinking how?
 
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Again you change and get over it very quick my advise do as many as you can when they are first born then slowly ease off as you introduce actual food that's when I let the wife take over nappy duty.

Trust me if you have to do nappies the first 3 months is when you want to do them!

The wife keeps telling me when they go on solids the poo's are really really stinky. And even the look of them is enough encouragement for a gag reflex
 

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