In oh so many ways
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In oh so many ways
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Rickster123
Lame clinically dead...
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Ray Stafford
R
Rickster123
He had a cold and a snotty nose.
Its a good job this ones on line, there maybe punches thrown tonight
R
Rickster123
Punches? We're all falling apart. Most of us need gas and air just to get up the stairs!
Thats why I have a bungalow lol ...
R
Rickster123
With those grab bars on the wall to help you off the bog?
L
lame plumber
it's always stafford that has to like John's little jokes..............
L
lame plumber
I understand Ray and John have both signed up for Thai brides, you got to understand that they have reach a certain age now.....................
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Whyme
Mmmmm Thai brides
L
lame plumber
sorry forgot to mention, they are looking at the granny section for their choices.....
you know, no teeth and faces like a bulldog enjoying a bone 🙂
R
Rickster123
But the ability to cook a feast and make a decent brew. Swings and roundabouts!
W
Whyme
Gas man 35
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Ray Stafford
Its not a bad plan, but not sure that I could persuade Mrs S of it's undoubted merits...
M
Masood
I thought APP was much older, like mid-50's!
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Ray Stafford
Big Paul said Adam could pass for 35, in the dark, with the light behind him.
R
Rickster123
Yeah? Did ya? Did ya really? :dita:
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Rickster123
I'd like to make it clear I've never met a man called Big Paul, in the dark, with the light behind me OR in front of me!
We've met Adam, weathered would probably be the best description for you.
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Rickster123
Git would be the best description of you. I've paid for that tan!
I couldn't manage a Thai bride, but a Thai curry....mmm
On a similar note, my mate (late 40's, fit and still likes a scrap) was sat next to his new Thai bride on her first visit to my local
One of the other lads remarked "fk me Steve, that shirt doesn't go with that tie"
It didn't go down too well, much like the lads eye that made the remark
Anyway, me 46, I win
M
Masood
Mrs S might enjoy being relieved of some of her domestic duties, you never know! You could try converting to Islam then you'd be allowed up to four wives...
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Rickster123
Fk that for a game of toy soldiers!
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