Guess Everyone's Age

[Ray Stafford]

I understand Ray and John have both signed up for Thai brides, you got to understand that they have reach a certain age now.....................

Its not a bad plan, but not sure that I could persuade Mrs S of it's undoubted merits...

 

[Masood]

I thought APP was much older, like mid-50's!

 

[Ray Stafford]

I thought APP was much older, like mid-50's!

Big Paul said Adam could pass for 35, in the dark, with the light behind him.

 

[Rickster123]

I thought APP was much older, like mid-50's!

Yeah? Did ya? Did ya really? :dita:

 

[Rickster123]

Big Paul said Adam could pass for 35, in the dark, with the light behind him.

I'd like to make it clear I've never met a man called Big Paul, in the dark, with the light behind me OR in front of me!

 

[Leo21]

Yeah? Did ya? Did ya really? :dita:

We've met Adam, weathered would probably be the best description for you.

 

[Rickster123]

We've met Adam, weathered would probably be the best description for you.

Git would be the best description of you. I've paid for that tan!

 

[jonnyswamp]

Mmmmm Thai brides

I couldn't manage a Thai bride, but a Thai curry....mmm
On a similar note, my mate (late 40's, fit and still likes a scrap) was sat next to his new Thai bride on her first visit to my local
One of the other lads remarked "fk me Steve, that shirt doesn't go with that tie"
It didn't go down too well, much like the lads eye that made the remark

Anyway, me 46, I win

 

[Masood]

Its not a bad plan, but not sure that I could persuade Mrs S of it's undoubted merits...

Mrs S might enjoy being relieved of some of her domestic duties, you never know! You could try converting to Islam then you'd be allowed up to four wives...

 

[Rickster123]

then you'd be allowed up to four wives...

Fk that for a game of toy soldiers!

 

[Riley]

Monogamy and bigamy are the same, one wife too many

 

[Ray Stafford]

up to four wives...

Have you lost your mind?

 

[Riley]

I'd like to make it clear I've never met a man called Big Paul, in the dark, with the light behind me OR in front of me!

Selective amnesia

 

[Rickster123]

Selective amnesia

I wish I'd just given him those sodding biscuits!

 

[Masood]

Have you lost your mind?

I never said I would do it!!!

 

[Riley]

I wish I'd just given him those sodding biscuits!

he WILL hold it against you. Literally

 

[lame plumber]

I know I am getting old, just thought Aps post was made by croppie, or prehaps Ap is turning into croppie

 

[Rickster123]

I know I am getting old, just thought Aps post was made by croppie, or prehaps Ap is turning into croppie

Unless somebody chops my legs off at the knee that will be highly unlikely!

 

[REDSAW]

advantage of being admin, i know all your ages and birthdays!

a lot of you should be in bed by now.lol

 

[Rickster123]

advantage of being admin, i know all your ages and birthdays!

a lot of you should be in bed by now.lol

And yet in six years you've never sent a card..