May God have mercy on my soul!

[TomLane]

Had a call last week to go & look at doing some work to replace a shower enclosure, tray & tiling.

Booked in to go & look at it Monday. She left me a voicemail Friday to cancel appointment due to a family emergency.This was actual good for me as the weekend was a bit chaotic.

She called last night to ask why I hadn't turned up! I explained she'd called me but she couldn't remember. Rearranged to go back round tonight! I was tempted to not turn up to prove a point.

But my god, I'm glad I did!

Blonde, petite & unbelievably fit!!!!

I kept looking round for a camera crew or something in case I was being set up!

Doing the work for her in the New Year!

Didn't get in till late, the missus asked how it went so I told her the story! Even telling her she was fit & everything! Bit of reverse psychology never hurt anyone! ;-)

 

[Roger Welton]

I tell my missis all my custs are fit, keeps her on her toes.

 

[iain85]

Pictures?

 

[plumber0808]

Bedroom drawer (safety) inspection due when you get in there and do the work.

 

[lame plumber]

panty drawer all pics - a set on Flickr for all the apprentices out there, surprisedd there isnt a sticky 🙂

 

[Reg Man]

My wife said to me today, "You have glitter on your cheek, have you been wrapping Christmas presents or putting decorations up?". I said no. it must have been that woman's mascara, the one who was kissing me earlier.