had a vip day out at Stamford bridge as I won a monument tools comp and it was kind of a bucket list thing made me wounder whats on other peoples
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his head would disappear up kerry katona, doesnt he know she is used for national pot holing competitions, experts have failed to resurface after hours in her 🙂
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not much of a bucket list if you can cross them off for a fiver a pop...
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Masood
Your bucket list should read:
1) Get to Specsavers
2) Go see a shrink
3) DO NOT go to Iceland... 😛
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Masood
Me too. And El Capitan and the 1938 route on the Eigerwand. Who knows, it might still happen....
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I always fancied a crack at Rum Doodle.
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My bucket list begins when I win the Lotto.
If I had one now, it would be the most mundane one of all time.
Daily, I'm happy to get home and the wife greets me with pleasantries.
The kids are always happy to see me.
On a brighter note - due to current workloads - I always home late.
My wife accused me of having a ' girlfriend ' on the side - ( I wish )
I replied to my beloved - 'Well, she must be fairly ordinary if I keep coming home to you'.
( I thought I was going to be on the receiving end of a frying pan for that one )
My beloved - just about wet herself laughing, gave me a kiss and said 'later tonight' with a wink.
That was 2 weeks ago - still waiting.......
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If I had one now, it would be the most mundane one of all time.
Daily, I'm happy to get home and the wife greets me with pleasantries.
The kids are always happy to see me.
On a brighter note - due to current workloads - I always home late.
My wife accused me of having a ' girlfriend ' on the side - ( I wish )
I replied to my beloved - 'Well, she must be fairly ordinary if I keep coming home to you'.
( I thought I was going to be on the receiving end of a frying pan for that one )
My beloved - just about wet herself laughing, gave me a kiss and said 'later tonight' with a wink.
That was 2 weeks ago - still waiting.......
Oz
Vegas fight is on my bucket list. Either when a British fighter is fighting for a world title (and is in with a chance), world heavyweight title fight or a mexico v peurto rico rivalry fight. I'm not fussy 🙂
Other than that I will die a happy man knowing my daughter and any other kids i may have are doing well with their lives and are financially stable (don't have to be rich but don't want them struggling).
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move to Montana on mine, the rockies are brilliant, did Glacier natitional park years back, gods country. full of horse wisperers and daisy duke look alikes 🙂
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You do realise kerry weighs the same as a grand national winner she'd bleeding squash you you flatter than a pancake.
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julesverne
Vegas is on my bucket list its also the only place me and missus have agreed to get married in 23 years and still counting. still might do one day.
That place sounds good alright. I know a guy went there and spent his house deposit of 30k over a weekend. Hardened gambler. Has great job, lotsa dough and not a pot t **** in
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Yep, like to see a little more flesh on the bone, so to speak 🙂 She looked well in the Sun today.
Ah same to you Irish. Grand day over here in Dublin. Nothing like a day off to cheer ye up. I'd say it was business as usual over there.
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There's meat and there's meat, Adam.
But by jesus she's got fkn great slabs of flesh on her bones!
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Made me chuckle. Back off now tho, she's on my laminated list.
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Dotty
You're telling me you have laminated pictures of her moose knuckle?
I think I'm going to chunder again....
I think I'm going to chunder again....
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No. I did check out that redtube video tho. I must say the lighting did her no justice!
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Think i'll give this thread a swerv from now.....i've already sharted once today and still had two miles walk home after that. I must have looked like louis Spence in a speedwalking comp.
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Errr....i dont think its the lighting not doing her justice........does your missus know that you letch after bovine throwbacks???
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It'd take a damn sight more than fkn lighting to do her justice.
Liposuction using a gulley sucker might be a start.
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Looking forward to a night of Adnams Broadsides and a big fat cigar tomorrow.
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So let me get this right, croppie says he wants to climb a mountain and nobody takes the pish?! I mention the glamourous ms katona and I get bombarded with abuse?!
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Have you taken leave of your senses man......Adam had proved time and time again that he is totally devoid of all taste...be it drink or fantasy wimmin(with the exception of Mrs AP....poor woman must have done something terrible in a previous life).
Oh ***on we all noticed little legs fancied a hike up a hill and we all chuckled thinkingit'd be a record as he'd have covered twice the distance of anyone else to do it, but we must let a man have a dream.
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Are you sniffing glue? She gets her food from Iceland.
And going by the size of her I think it's the country...
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As it happens I used to do a lot of climbing when I was younger, slimmer and fitter. Did the idwal slab with a couple of mates in walking boots, a rope, a few slings and a pocket full of stones. And the exdiff route up the glyders.
Spent most of my time on southern sandstone though. You can climb that stuff, you can climb anything.
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kay-jay
i heard your legs are so short you need ropes and crampons to climb the stairs.....:aureola:
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I tend to agree with the Croppie option, but I wont need climbing gear, just a bottle of Oxygen and a freeflow mask 🙂
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How is it cheating? I'm just bypassing the whole drinks and foreplay bit.
Foreplay - what's that?
Tell the judge - I used chloroform because she was on my bucket list.
I thought you would be a swooner and crooner - no need to get them plastered to have your way.
Am I wrong??
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kay-jay
Dear Croppie,
I am unimpressed with myself for doubting your 'crooning' abilities.
I'll let the wife know that taking socks off is considered 'foreplay', from an educated associate.
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my daughter did these a couple of years ago - apparantly they had to dig them wider because the us tourists were too fat to go down them ! :rofl:
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