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[Guest123]

Just had a horrific thought......

What if she drops her card and has to bend down to pick it up?

 

[Leo21]

Just had a horrific thought......

What if she drops her card and has to bend down to pick it up?

An eclipse?

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Just had a horrific thought......

What if she drops her card and has to bend down to pick it up?

know dont go there that crack will blind us all

 

[SimonG]

Can we have a yuk button next to the like?

 

[Orry Clayton]

I'd do her, anything for a laugh!

 

[Plum Bob 66]

she's a keeper

Definately, nothing getting past her !!

 

[julesverne]

I'd do her, anything for a laugh!

you sick little puppy

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Originally Posted by Orry Clayton
I'd do her, anything for a laugh!

your not secretly the daddy are you orry ? LOL

 

[Orry Clayton]

your not secretly the daddy are you orry ? LOL

I hope not, but I have gone home with some real states.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I hope not, but I have gone home with some real states.

i have never knowingly banged a minger to the best of my knowledge, i might have banged a slim minger while ****ed up but that was a long time ago

 

[Orry Clayton]

i have never knowingly banged a minger to the best of my knowledge, i might have banged a slim minger while ****ed up but that was a long time ago

I've gone home with what I thought was "fitties" and next morning woke up with some real monsters.

 

[REDSAW]

yea, go on, go on...... pick on the fat kid!.

why not pick on the jeans, thinking they could swallow more than they could chew..uuuurrrrrrrgggg!.:drunk:

 

[Dotty]

I've gone home with what I thought was "fitties" and next morning woke up with some real monsters.

Was a competition back when I where younger. Who could pull and bang the biggest munter. Had to show up in the pub next day with a pair of her drawers. The Munt hunt we called it. No one ever managed a double munt though. I got close once......

 

[Kyle87]

A bit of cushion for the pushin!!

Any hole is a goal and all that lol

 

[Dotty]

Going on the prowl armed with talc so you can find the wet spot.

With hindsight not a good look!

 

[Leo21]

Slap her hard and ride the waves. Urgh.

 

[SimonG]

What was it we used to say...............

...............that's it.


Fart and give us a clue!

 

[Guest123]

If that bird farted, it would be like the movie 2012 in Glasgow City Centre.

Plus she'd single handedly destroy the Ozone layer.

 

[julesverne]

you wouldnt want to smash those back doors in. you might never make it out alive. you'd be classed as missing in action:crazy:

 

[SimonG]

Length of 6 x 2 and a rope, strapped across your backside so you can't fall in.