Bods REAL Avator

[julesverne]

Length of 6 x 2 and a rope, strapped across your backside so you can't fall in.

think you would need a canary as well just to be safe.

 

[Guest123]

think you would need a canary as well just to be safe.

A canary? A feckin elephant would get lost up there.
Probably a gas flue analyser would be a good idea on the first date.

 

[Dotty]

Trail of crumbs to find your way back out!

 

[Leo21]

Trail of crumbs to find your way back out!

No good that she'd eat them, looks like she's got an appetite.

 

[Kyle87]

Her name isn't Dawn is it



Because getting up at the crack of dawn
Takes a whole new meaning

 

[Guest123]

Trail of crumbs to find your way back out!

A loaf of bread would work better.
Warburtons thick and toasty.

Only thing is after being exited from up there, it would come out as brown bread.

 

[Leo21]

A loaf of bread would work better.
Warburtons thick and toasty.

Only thing is after being exited from up there, it would come out as brown bread.

Oooooooooohhhhhh!

 

[Guest123]

......or a sausage sandwich.

 

[julesverne]

......or a sausage sandwich.

full of brown sauce uuurrrrrrgh

 

[Kyle87]

Found a pic of her from the front...

 

[Dotty]

Definitely the ex wife!

 

[on31ll]

seen this one today.

 

[Kyle87]

She's a chippy not a plumber!!

 

[on31ll]

ok will improve it

 

[on31ll]

shes my apprentice only does pipe clipping !

 

[Dotty]

shes my apprentice only does pipe clipping !

And I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking "She can clip my pipe!

 

[on31ll]

comes to my house for revision to ! imagine taking that onto a commercial site. "oh shes my apprentice"

 

[TBServices]

comes to my house for revision to ! imagine taking that onto a commercial site. "oh shes my apprentice"

I say she needs to buy some better drills.

 

[Barry98]

Ill say what ever she wants me to say

 

[on31ll]

i want her to play with my stopcock