a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[Howsie]

When I saw the plumber's van parked outside the house, I feared the worst.

But thankfully, he was just ****ing the wife and there was no expensive leak.

 

[Dotty]

Found the wife's g spot last night.

Who knew her sister had it all along!

 

[julesverne]

the dad laughing has me in stitches

[video=youtube;-6FVHZfBTZY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6FVHZfBTZY[/video]

 

[Reg Man]

That reminds me of my time as apprentice, We were lifting floor boards on a heating job, in a bedroom; found a 10" battery operated toy under the bed. OK. What to do with it. We put everything back in to place, when we had finished; except for the toy which my mate, decided to leave on the customers pillow. The next day working was a little anxious with the customer.

 

[julesverne]

I've just installed a web cam in my bathroom.

You can follow me on ****ter

I just knew it would star the word out but you get ma drift

 

[Barry98]

accept it

 

[Dotty]

And yet you use the chuckle brothers to reinforce your argument!

 

[Leo21]

Bit if an oxymoron.

 

[SimonG]

They are in panto at the civic theatre in darlo this December. Me and the wife will be going.

 

[Dotty]

They are in panto at the civic theatre in darlo this December. Me and the wife will be going.

I'm considering having my teeth pulled.

I imagine it'd be more enjoyable!

 

[SimonG]

They put on a cracking show.

 

[Dotty]

Do they pay you much to go?

 

[Barry98]

Don't diss the family and stick to topic

 

[Dotty]

stick to topic

Kinda thought we were!

 

[julesverne]

chuckle brothers are ace
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[Dotty]

chuckle brothers are ace
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And now you've hit me with their punchline I feel my life is complete!

 

[julesverne]

And now you've hit me with their punchline I feel my life is complete!

count yourself lucky i could have copied pasted it a lot more than that

 

[Barry98]

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[Leo21]

Don't diss the family and stick to topic

Family? Relations of yours? It would explain a lot though.

 

[Leo21]

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I would imagine they cater for the more intellectuall amongst us.

 

[Dotty]

Meanwhile back on topic!

Mrs APPlumbing was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast when Adam walked in.
She turned and said, "You've got to make love to me, this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave her his all, right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks." Then she returned to the stove.
Puzzled at her casual demeanor after such an unusual event, Adam asked, "What was that all about?"

"The egg timer's broken." She replied.....

 

[SimonG]

A hazelnut in every bite 🙂

 

[Dotty]

Little Billy watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Billy. "Giving up?"

 

[Dotty]

An Irish schoolteacher asks her class to use the word "contagious."
Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Seamus speaks up and says, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

 

[Dotty]

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, "But you're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you talk!" exclaims the bartender. "I see your ears are working," says the duck. "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?" The bartender brings the sandwich and beer. "I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for two weeks. Then one day, the circus comes to town. The owner of the circus comes into the pub and the bartender says to him, "You own the circus? Listen, I know this duck that would be brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer and everything!" "Sounds marvelous," says the circus owner, "get him to give me a call." So, the next day when the duck comes into the pub, the bartender says, "Hey, Mr. Duck, I've got it all set. I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!" "Yeah?" says the duck. "Sounds great, where is it?" "At the circus," says the bartender. "The circus?" the duck inquires. "That's right," replies the bartender. "The circus? That place with the big tent? With all the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?" asks the duck. "That's right!" says the bartender. The duck looks confused, "What in the hell would they want with a plasterer?"