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a monday pick me up contains adult humour
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Masood
What did the left testicle say to the right testicle? Nothing important, they were just talking b0ll0cks..
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It's the evening rush hour on the underground with plenty of pushing and shoving going on and as the train leaves every station the train is getting more packed ...a beautiful young lady has had enough and turns round to the guy behind her and say's....stop pushing your erection into my body you perv.....the embarrassed guy splutters...... I'll have you know that's my wallet and I've just been paid.......she replied...you must have some feckin job then as you've had four raise's
In the last ten minutes.....lol regards Turnpin :smilielol5:
In the last ten minutes.....lol regards Turnpin :smilielol5:
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Masood
Never heard out a daesh washer before?
Does it do the dishwasher as well? ??
Don't you mean isis washing machines
Take it you know the word daesh?
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Dotty
I can remember my mum running away with the milkman.
I watched as she packed her bags, climbed on his milkfloat and disappeared up the road.
Saddest 3 hours of my life.....
I watched as she packed her bags, climbed on his milkfloat and disappeared up the road.
Saddest 3 hours of my life.....
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mountainman
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the tumble drier for a few minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller.
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kay-jay
Croppie once tumble dried his legs....
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Masood
She did it twice? Was it the same milkman or two different ones? Ernie the fastest milkman in the west, and Pat Mustard!
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mountainman
Two Ton Ted from Teddington I reckon
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mountainman
Not that one, TTT drove the bakers van.
Nicked of facebook , just love this 
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Billy Bob Bob
My wife Andrea found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week!
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week!
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Masood
Stolen from Kev on facebook...
Is that Kev in the picture...lol regards Turnpin:biggrin:
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Billy Bob Bob
who stole it from me first LOL the git
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Can anyone make that into a thumbnail picture, don't know why it's gone like that
It's ok sorted now
Can anyone make that into a thumbnail picture, don't know why it's gone like that
It's ok sorted now
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