a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[Howsie]

 

[TomLane]

It wasn't easy telling the kids that their mother and I were getting a divorce.

I could hardly speak for laughing.

 

[julesverne]

your Mums vagina and a horse have 2 things in common.

they're fun to ride and everyone in tesco has had a taste.

just saying ;0)

 

[TomLane]

When I dropped my daughter off on her first day at school, there was very nearly tears.

Not one fit mum to be seen anywhere.

 

[TomLane]

Baaaaa

 

[TomLane]

A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line wooden tit.

 

[TomLane]

Saw this on twitter earlier!

Kudos to anyone that can work out who it looks like & double kudos to whoever has the balls to name him!!! 🙂

 

[villa_tom]

Saw this on twitter earlier!

Kudos to anyone that can work out who it looks like & double kudos to whoever has the balls to name him!!! 🙂

that looks like croppie 🙂

​can I have my kudos please? 🙂

 

[TomLane]

that looks like croppie 🙂

​can I have my kudos please? 🙂

Maybe ;-)

I heard a loud swishing sound earlier, think it might have been his whip & he's not afraid to use it!

 

[TomLane]

that looks like croppie 🙂

​can I have my kudos please? 🙂

Which mod do you think we could persuade to change said persons avatar to this?!?

 

[villa_tom]

Here is the real in edited version doing the rounds. Apparently he made it for his Facebook page 🙂

 

[villa_tom]

Maybe ;-)

I heard a loud swishing sound earlier, think it might have been his whip & he's not afraid to use it!

I've heard he is scared of me though 🙂

 

[Dotty]

I've heard he is scared of me though 🙂

Yeah.......

Very scared.......

Weirdo........

 

[Resolute]

Think VT wants punishing from Croppie!

 

[Dotty]

I've heard he is scared of me though 🙂

Yeah.......

Very scared.......

Weirdo........

There. you had 10 minutes as that strange blond thing. I've given you Mr Bump back.

 

[Dotty]

Think VT wants punishing from Croppie!

He just wants me to put him over my knee..... Raised that boy as my own!

Prawn of my loins!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

He just wants me to put him over my knee..... Raised that boy as my own!

Prawn of my loins!

carefull crops,i hear VT has a massive right arm

 

[on31ll]

My wife ended up moaning really loud this morning after I got her really wet.

That's the third time in a week I've piddled the bed

funniest part of this joke is the word piddled ! haha

 

[Dotty]

carefull crops,i hear VT has a massive right arm

A prolific right arm........

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

A mother in law said to her son's wife when the baby was born
"I don't mean to be rude, but he doesn't look anything like my son."
The daughter in law lifted her skirt and said,
"I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a fanny, not a f*cking photo copier