if you dont mind me saying mrs smith i'd smash your back doors in your well bang tidy(this can be acceptable in some cases if its miss smith lol)
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i forgot to ask before i started but can you swim
what ive done my love , ive just installed a water fountain in your bathroom looks lovley doesnt it
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dontknowitall
Can you swim? LOL LOL - I've just got to use that one sometimes!!!
I try to have a joke with most customers (especially the older ones) and this one's really tickled me!
I try to have a joke with most customers (especially the older ones) and this one's really tickled me!
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REDSAW
no sir, i dont have a gas safe registration card as it costs too much, i much prefer passing the savings to my customers thats why i only charge £10 per hour.
but i have seen this fire being installed before on a wall when i worked at b&q.
but i have seen this fire being installed before on a wall when i worked at b&q.
if your going to say it dont say to the elderly unless your a first aider
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royston
Lol, lol, lol, luving the threads keep em coming !!
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Barry98
sorry mr smith i didnt realise i was on your side of the bed , your lass never said anything
you could have cleaned you toilet before i came out, mr smith..
you've got a head ache and think its the boiler? well i dont detect any carbon monoxide, i think its this stinking house, try having a shower and opening the windows 🙂
you've got a head ache and think its the boiler? well i dont detect any carbon monoxide, i think its this stinking house, try having a shower and opening the windows 🙂
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you want to show me all the problems in the house that arent related to my job at all, yeah go on then, i dont mind..
you dont have any money in the house to pay me ? why did you call me out then ?
you want to haggle ? ooh go on then..
hi, are you a plumber "yes" i saw you working next door and thought you'd be able to help me, could you fix my boiler while your on, i have no money.. is that ok ? yes........
you dont have any money in the house to pay me ? why did you call me out then ?
you want to haggle ? ooh go on then..
hi, are you a plumber "yes" i saw you working next door and thought you'd be able to help me, could you fix my boiler while your on, i have no money.. is that ok ? yes........
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Mikey456
Yeah sure ill fix your drawers whilst im here. Whilst im at it ill also put up that flatpack furniture you have.
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Billy Bob Bob
parts for heatlines are cheap,they are good boilers(yea right,detection electrode,baxi £8 heatline viso + £47!!!!!!!!)
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REDSAW
you may live here, but if you swear again i will slap you.........
hi my names steve, im blind death and dumb and i will be ur gas engineer for this evening
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PlumbBobBob
would you like to join me? i'm just testing the bath for leaks.
I believe you that you never touched that gate valve 🙂
Wow what a bargain that £20 tap that says made in China on it is!
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royston
Yes mrs smith you can turn the water off for me under the sink, as i stand at the side of you and look down your top and check your bum out.
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dontknowitall
I like these petrol prices as it gives me an excuse to put my prices up.
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Mikey456
We do this anyways!
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Dotty
Yes I'm positive I have to wear your underwear on my head to protect against Dihydrogen Monoxide Miss Smith.
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Dotty
thank Gawd, I thought it was just me!
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Mikey456
We're only human, its allowed. Best one i ever had was going round the rooms to bleed the radiators youngish girl probably about 23ish had black leggings on and said "oh do you want me to bleed that one?, yeah go for it" because it was behind the bed jumped up on the bed with her arse facing me, seen straight through the leggings nearly collapsed as she was mega fit! hahah
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Dotty
I think I'd have to go sit in the van till I stopped shaking!
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