a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[Leo21]

Do they all dress to the left in Scotland then?

 

[CES]

I went on a date with a girl with a stutter.

The waiter asked what she would like to order.

She said, "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n..."

At that point, I decided to help her out and shouted, "BATMAN!"

 

[kay-jay]

a blonde drops off her black dress at the cleaners
on her way out the woman at the counter says 'come again'
the blonde says ' no its toothpaste this time you nosey pig'

 

[kay-jay]

 

[kay-jay]

 

[kay-jay]

 

[Barry98]

Tomorrows newspaper

 

[TomLane]

A few years ago, my wife told me that the pain of childbirth was indescribable.

Fair play to her though, every chance she gets, she tries.

 

[Barry98]

Convo i had today with a member

 

[Masood]

My new girlfriend and I had our 9th date last night. We've always gone out to eat previously so we decided for a change to watch the new movie. Our relationship so far can best be described as:

Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Dinner
Batman!

 

[Masood]

That's Croppie's patented chat-up line!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

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how to remove dust from the inside of your pc screen

 

[peteheat]

http://sboisse.free.fr/fun/ecran.swf
how to remove dust from the inside of your pc screen

Make sure the kids, Mother In law, esteemed Clergy are not present when using this tool.

Emmm I'll leave the clergy warning to your own discretion, some may expect you to exchange site names, bookmarks etc 🙂

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Make sure the kids, Mother In law, esteemed Clergy are not present when using this tool.

Emmm I'll leave the clergy warning to your own discretion, some may expect you to exchange site names, bookmarks etc 🙂

thats why its in here

 

[CES]

www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf

90's Misheard lyrics - There's some beauties on there.

 

[CES]

or there would be if I got the link right!..

1990s Edition of Misheard Song Lyrics - Video

 

[TomLane]

Wigan Athletic should have hired my wife as manager.

She's never been known to go down.

 

[Masood]

Why would you want someone else's used toys????

 

[turnpin]

Paddy meet`s Mick coming out of confession at church did father O`Shea forgive your sin`s ..no say`s Mick I told him I had been unfaithful to the Wife..Father said with who were you unfaithful ..I can`t say father ..then let me help you my son was it Mrs O`reilly ..no father...was it Freda O`flannagen ..no father.. was it Mary O'Connor...no father ..well my son I cannot forgive your sin`s go and come back when you feel you can tell me...Paddy say`s that`s a shame then ..not really said Mick I got three hot tip`s while I was there...regards turnpin:35:

 

[Dotty]

http://sboisse.free.fr/fun/ecran.swf
how to remove dust from the inside of your pc screen

Hopefully I'm not the only one who panicked trying to shut the tab before SWMBO turned round and see that.......

All I could hear in my head was a high pitched shrieking and "Turnitoffturnitoffturnitoff!"